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Too much for a Sunday morning?

Posting because it makes me feel badass.

This past few weeks has been interesting...

So I’ve not been feeling very good for quite a while (basically since this year) and it taking quite a toll I floundered to anything that could bring me at least the smallest amount of happiness, which brought me onto a memory I had with my wife years ago about why women wear frilly underwear, to which she (not accurately) responded “well, sometimes when you’re not feeling the best, wearing it makes you feel nice”. I also got (as a lot of us do) random weird ads from Wish, one of which advertised lace styled underwear designed for men.

I took the plunge and thought “f*** it, the worst that’ll happen is I wasted £2” after 1 failed attempt, 1 better try but still a bit picky with the results, I decided to go all in and buy some women’s underwear. It made me feel bold, confident, sexy, yet gave me a kind of new found innocence, like being a kid again with so much to explore and so much life left to live.

I initially thought this would be as far as it would go, but my head kept saying “well you’ve come this far, how about a little further?” And with that I started to look at dresses and skirts. Taking yet another plunge I ordered 3 dresses, unfortunately being inexperienced in dresses 2 of them didn’t quite give me that boost I craved, until I tried the third dress! I ran around the house picking up anything and everything I could find to go with it and make multiple outfit ideas. I asked my wife if she could take a picture of me in 1 one particular outfit and burst into tears over how overwhelmingly happy looking like that made me feel! So much so that I’ve debated where I could go to show off my new look.

As confident as I feel right now though, I’m still not sure how (or even if) I’ll be able to broach it with certain people in my life and family members (which is why I’m currently only posting this on tumblr). But it’s baby steps and I’ve always got my mind to tell me “well you’ve come this far, how about a little further?” Which is why I wrote this post in the first place, a few weeks ago I was anxious about revealing even the thought of trying things out to my wife, but with the love, understanding and support she has given me, it feels like it’s brought us even closer together. Who knows where else it will lead us?

P.s. this is the pic👇🏼

#first time #cross dressing #confidence #pride #happiness #comfort #cute #2021 #good vibes

meantfortheshore

moremetalthanyourmom

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

youcangofindatree-deactivated20

Gotta try it

clevermanka

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

emmagrant01

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

mercurialkitty

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

songbirde108

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

onethingconstant

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

naeonnoir

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

retroasgardian-deactivated20180

spiduhgirl

It’s called the Murder Strut.

elegantmess100

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

b3gayd0crim3

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

linkedsoul

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.

It works wonders.

noping-out-deactivated20241117

In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.

If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.

chasing-asterion

seperis

Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.

Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.

Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.

taraljc

I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

amazonx

I was walking down a crowded avenue, and a man was coming right for me, with purpose. I raised my arms across my chest like Wonder Woman and he finally swerved at the last minute. Chalk up one for us Amazons!

tiabritana

I wore a cape coat and some tall combat heels that made me feel like Darth Vader to work and whenever I walked and you can beat your ass people moved out of my way. Just thought, ‘walk like I’m going to cut down someone with my light saber.’

argarna

I work in distribution at a hospital, it’s amazing how many people (especially doctors and nurses) will walk straight through a doorway, forcing me to stop regardless of how heavy the cage I’m pushing is. May have to adopt this technique and update you on the results.

#murder strut #respect #human decency

just-shower-thoughts

You can have two choices or zero choices but you can not have one choice.

argarna

That one choice be like:

just-shower-thoughts

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

argarna

That’s a funny name, I’d have called them Chazzwazzas

just-shower-thoughts

Thankfully, dogs don’t know we’re made of bones

argarna

Or maybe they do and that’s why they chase their tails 🤔

paranoidgemsbok

i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you bought off a fucking kickstarter project okay let me enjoy a clementine

zooophagous

God SAME.

It even goes beyond that, like if I ever eat a raw vegetable for my own health I always get shit like “yeah but the dressing is super bad for you so you canceled it out by eating ranch with it” or “carrots have tons of carbs they’re basically sugar”

And I’m just like for real? I can’t have a baby carrot with ranch? I can’t have some fucking grapes? If the only truly “”“pure”“” food I can eat is raw celery and a daily multivitamin I’d quite honestly and truly rather just be dead.

dredsina

Just because something has a lot of calories or sugar doesn’t mean it’s bad for you. Veggies and fruits have a ton of vitamins and minerals and fiber and you NEED calories for like…your body to work. So who cares if you smother them in ranch. Just don’t dip a clementine in ranch

hokuto-ju-no-ken

I’m gonna dip a clementine in ranch.

quinzelade

Why do you hate Jesus

hokuto-ju-no-ken

Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so.

arloghoul

^That’s a raw ass fucking quote

tygermama

That’s going to end up being one of those quotes that are completely stripped of their context and passed around as the rawest, most profound thing and when someone finds out it’s about dipping clementines in Ranch dressing and freaks out, I hope you’ll be proud of yourself

I know I would be

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