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milk5

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

moshbrotatoes

ceilingfan5

MEASURE NEVER

CUT WHENEVER

LIVE FOREVER

DIE ON ANY HILL

mchi22

i fuckin hate games where u furnish/decorate a house because it reminds me i truly have no fucking idea what youre supposed to have in a room

ah, fuck me

Norfolk and Virginia Beach deserve it but rest in peace to everyone in the 252…

byjove

Can’t even begin to imagine what a foot of snow in the Outer Banks would look like

#252 gang rise up #if we survive I guess

tiktoksthataregood-ish

teatops

That “I think I fucked up” was timed perfectly

toddsolondz

STOP BEING HONEST STOP BARING YOUR HEART 2026 IS THE YEAR OF RIDDLES AND ELABORATE LIES

#umineko #lol

miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onAug 18, 2025

(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)

purronronner

I think Aziraphale can defend me from Uncle Fester, sure.

#attacker: kirby #defender: R2D2 #idk how this would turn out but there would be a lot of hijinx

cheerscafe

I am begging everyone to listen to Penny Snapcube voicing this milk freak from deltarune. my brother and I have not stopped quoting it for two weeks

vynive

THEY FOUND THE WHITE WITCH CATERPILLAR! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

For context: the white witch is one of the contenders for the largest moth in the world (biggest *wingspan*--loses to the atlas in terms of wing surface area, and loses to the regal for weight). It has a huge range, and the adult is fairly common.

But no one had ever seen a caterpillar. At all. There were only guesses as to what it might look like and what it ate. until this year. These are some of the first images ever taken of it!!

anxiousangerball

I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

boyrot

boy it's me the textiles speaking to you inside your head. you need the yarn. you need thread. your soul hungers to participate in the act of creation. you must feed it. you must buy so many beads.

byjove

CREATURE????

byjove

just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

byjove

I’m choosing to believe him because I think there should still be mystery and adventure in the world

ninjaduckpirategoose

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

byjove

hero’s journey

byjove

and this man? Odysseus