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@ariela-purdy
watching nick robinson sitting in a pool with his phone loosely in his god damn hand over the water is always going to be a source of untold stress for me
griffin: checks his phone away from the pool water and puts it down a good distance away from the edge like a good little lad
nick: checks his phone 2cm away from the surface of the water and puts it down literally hanging over the poolâs edge like a demon specifically trying to spite me personally
whoâs the hottest/tallest guy in star wars
daddy binks
why does putt-putt need a drivers license if heâs a car?
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Engine DonorâŠ
timmy turner was a horrible person
dude generally meant well and more importantly Was Ten so cut the kid some slack dan
Heâs actually sixty years old, though. No really, in a special it was revealed Cosmo granted Timmyâs wish for everyone to stop aging so he could keep his fairy godparents forever and then wished for Cosmo to forget he granted the first wish, and it was literally fifty years before anyone found out.
FUCKING WHAT
Wait what
In case if yall donât think its trueâŠ..
somebody: hey u wanna play this Video Game with me since we both like it n I think it would be Fun?
me, who absolutely wants to Play that game with them but also Knows that I suck ass at video games and if they see me accidentally run into a wall and get stuck there for five minutes they'll never talk to me again: what's an video game? never heard of Those
england i fucking love you.
this same guyâs friends brought him a joke present when they visited him in hospital:
this is too britishXD
Apparently this is not out of character for Millwall Fans.
I still think itâs hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Supermanâs secret identity or where he lives or what he does when heâs not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that canât be tied to any of his human friends or family. I guarantee you the in-universe wikipedia article on Superman lists his name as Kal-El and the âpersonal lifeâ section says that he lives full-time at his private fortress of solitude at the north pole. Nobody in the world looks at Clark Kent and thinks âoh my god, maybe heâs superman!â for the same reason nobody ever starts to suspect that their coworker who looks KINDA like Barack Obama is actually secretly Barack Obama â They know who Barack Obama is and know what he does and they know their coworker Greg is Greg and not Barack Obama. They have no reason to assume Barack Obama secretly moonlights as Greg The IT Guy at their workplace even though theyâve never seen Greg and Obama in the same place. At best, âGreg is secretly Obamaâ would be a running joke at the office, and the same is true at the Daily Planet. âKal-El of Krypton, who lives in a CRYSTAL PALACE at the NORTH POLE and whose dayjob is SUPERMAN, sometimes puts on a suit and pretends to be a clumsy reporter and lives in a one-bedroom walkup in Metropolisâ is a ridiculous concept to anyone who doesnât already know itâs true
[From Max Landisâ amazing âAmerican Alienâ series about Superman.] SO GOOD
SCREAM đđ» IT đđ» TO đđ» THE đđ» BACK đđ» SO EVERYONE đđ» CAN đđ» HEAR
His shit eating grin in the last one sells it
I love the idea of Clark Kent turning up to every office Halloween party in an ill-fitting Superman costume from Target.
Still one of my favorite clips from Superman: The Animated Series.
This has gotten bigger since I last saw it ant thatâs FANTASTIC
Henry Cavill literally once stood in Time Square, in a superman t-shirt, under a giant poster of himself and no one recognised him, even though he was actively trying to be recognised.
Iâve never seen this post but it just became my favorite post on the internet
Wanna know the kicker?
In the first chapter of JLAâs âDivided We Fall Arcâ both Clark and Bruce reveal their civilian identities to the rest of the League. This is post âTower of Babelâ where nobody but Clark still trusts Batman, and in order to start building trust again, Clark urges Bruce to unmask himself to the rest of the team because Bruce obviously knows who everyone else is. Bruce agrees on one condition, Clark has to âunmaskâ himself as well.
When the big reveal goes down, Kyle Rayner says it best re: Clark being Superman: âHe doesnâtâŠwear a mask. I never evenâŠthought he had aâŠday jobâŠâ
Thatâs right, the canon reason why nobody makes the connection between Superman and Clark Kent is because nobody thinks that Superman HAS a civilian identity.
Also, with a really good actor, Clark Kenting is entirely possible, as Christopher Reeve demonstrates in the 1978 Superman film.
There was actually a story where a scientist at Lexcorp developed a computer program to analyse all available evidence and work out who Superman is
It figured out he was ClarkâŠand Lex fired the scientist for wasting company resources because he COULDNâT BELIEVE that Superman would ever âPretendâ to be human because it would mean pretending to be âWeakâ
90% of Supermanâs disguise is everyone else doing the work for him
the best secret identity of all.
I fucked up a job interview so bad today they asked me why I wanted to work at this fast food restaurant and I blanked and said that when I was little I liked their fries and wanted to be the French fry queen
I got the job
constant moodÂ
Watch This College Student Get Pwned By His Two-Year-Old Son
- Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
What makes this funny is that in the actual novel once the creature learned how to speak he was actually very articulate and could indeed talk circles around Victor. He wasnât just physically stronger, he was smarter.
Could This Two-Year-Old Be Smarter Than A College Dropout?
Why is skin care seen as girly & feminineâŠitâs literally skinâŠlike do u love being crusty
*sees art of siblings together/art of minor and adult characters together*
*sees âdont tag as shipâ and âshippers dont touchâ*
person: whatâs up
me: not much but please donât ask that every day because then iâll have to start making things up because i rarely do anything
depression mealsâą and depression showsâą are a thing but what about depression video gamesâą?
The Sims Obsession. you think maybe 2 hours have passed. you look at the clock. itâs been 3 days
wanting to play your favourite game but instead just listening to the music for 3 hours straight
solitaire on your phone for 50 minutes while listening to sad music (or the video game music)
starting up old favourite games and then exiting out of them once you see the menu
spending two hours making a new character in an rpg and then realizing you canât be bothered to actually play the game
an amazing new video game, one that youâve been waiting for for months. it takes you 3 days to finish a 40+ hour game because anything that makes you feel this good and distracted is immediately an obsession. once you finish the game you feel absolutely dead inside
