La Vie En Rose

nyc • 17

[hidinganomalies-deactivated2017]

“Soppy” - Illustrtation by Philippa Rice

[iambaby-j]

[jibril2-deactivated20150509]

This is my favorite vine on earth

[fleshcloud-deactivated20150520]

This the kind of uplifting content I need on my dash

[kimreesesdaughter]

This is still my favorite vine!

[itslaroneppl]

It’s back!!!

[humbledhoney]

💙

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

His smile lol aw

[forgofamilyforgofriendsx-blog]

[lipstickndynamite-deactivated20]

One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.

[doctorinternet]

What this is so beautiful

[clareer]

Marge tried real fucking hard sometimes.

[profanities]

Marge tried real fucking hard all the time

[supperblog-deactivated20170826]

[ericandremangaseries]

Ayee homeboy hittin it from the back

[heartbreakandhumor]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

catherine needs to settle down before her antics land her in some hot water!!!!

[frontpagewoman]

[arieldayna]

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl: you're just trying to scare me.

white boy: lmao

they continue walking for a few seconds

*white couple hears noise*

white girl: babe what that??

white boy: i'll go investigate

*leaves her alone*

*choking noises*

white girl: zack!!!

white boy: ha ha just kidding!

white girl: asshole!

white boy: im just playin babe

white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute

*playful kiss*

*things turn sexy*

*hear noise*

white boy: i'll go investigate

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

*maybe a thud*

white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

*she walks and he dead*

white girl: ahhh!!

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl: ahhh!!!

*white girl runs*

*dead end*

*hides*

*thinks she free n safe*

*guy catches her*

*cuts her*

*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

[wayneradiotv]

[wayneradiotv]

[piperelizabeths]

[fraaaaaaank-blog]

[cartoonsnc3real-deactivated2016]

rawshyt:

THE POWER OF THE VAGINA

look at the gravitational pull of her vagina! he gets sucked right into it

Amazing.

omfg dat ass grab yo

[buzzfeed]

Here Are Some People Who Are Very Confused About What “No Makeup” Looks Like

[socialnetworkhell]

Woman: wearing foundation, powder, blush, bronzer, highlight, false lashes, mascara, nude lipstick, brow powder eyeshadow

Man: she doesn’t have red lipstick on so that means no makeup

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

like 3 of them are wearing very visible winged eyeliner i’m screaming

[elliewilliam]

[directorbear]

*SCREAMING*

[ravenclawcore-deactivated201812]

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[gloomgays-deactivated20190514]

not sure if my mother knows what this means

[heeyy-its-aj]

I physically cannot breathe

[lopmon]

bye

[aspiringyiayia]

THIS IS NOT THE RESPONSE I EXPECTED 😂😂

[sunflora-seeds]

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

i did it i stole the declaration of independence

[bunnyclown1975]

nic cage is proud

[wannajoke]