ariklander

24 • they/them oh, so it was a joke?

[kermitlesbian]

society starting going downhill when they removed the cd drives from laptops

[pifflish]

Remember gamers, “cheating” is only for multiplayer, when you’re on your own it’s “having fun”

[creepish]

your honor, in my defense, you wouldnt get it

[ottermatopoeia]

you had to be there, your honor

[yuridragon-deactivated20251101]

[yuridragon-deactivated20251101]

[bureau-of-state-ecology]

If you try fucking w/ gender and it just confirms that you are in fact cis, that still gives you like an upgrade because now you’re approaching your sense of self with Intent™.

[velvet-gardens]

What was it Dolly Parton said? “Find out who you are, then do it on purpose.”

[pissvortex]

[st-just]

[breakingbowties-deactivated2021]

[queersasquatchofcolour]

fuck hostile architecture

[blackedoutbanana]

[rattle-my-stars]

[doggirlpaws]

The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well

[audhdspacewizard]

Diogenes said fuck terfs.

[normal-horoscopes]

WHAT IS UP GIRL YOU LOOK FORBODING AND MALICIOUS

[iowntheworldandyou]

[valtsv]

gender envy is like you want to look like them so bad it makes you look stupid

[replicated-archive]

tumblr is social media for people who don't exist

[bandicoot]

anyone who was an ugly girl in middle school has incredible social perception now. like no other life experience trains you to spot fake niceness like that

[liberalsarecool]

Billionaires have a lower effective tax rate than the working classes they exploit. #TaxTheRich

[kumagawa]

when you’re talking about racism and the whites get angry

[preciousprincesa]

I AM FUCKING WHEEZING

[loadbearingsonicjpg-deactivated]

Why dont you go watch a studio ghibli movie and think about the power of love and kindness and maybe you'll calm down

[hamfootsia-deactivated20230411]

Once I was playing mgs3 while the plumbers were over fixing the sink and I paused to get a drink and when I sit down one of the plumbers is looking and the screen and he goes “you’re character’s name is Snake?” and I say “yes, but I didn’t name him, that’s his name in the game already”, and the man excitedly gets out his ID to show me that his legal name is Snake. It was a pure moment.