that bitch™

I’m Jelly or Ari, she/they, multifandom. ace. MAPS/Terfs DNI. also should probably write sometime. sorry i forget about tagging!!!

[arisalty]

this weekend has me feeling some incredibly soft things about mercedes!family head in hands. everything is so sweet.

[countingstars-17]

Bono: "Yess Kimiii, come on MY SON"

Kimi: "YESSSS, YESSSS MANNNN, we did it we did it"

Bono: "Well done mate, first race win, you will remember it forever"

[dualitey]

If you're cold, they're cold.

Let them inside.

[kelasparmak-deactivated20260114]

breakdown cancelled, guy in [shop redacted] gave me a discount on my plants ‘just cause’ and then didn’t scan half my other shit either. i was like ‘oh you missed–’ and he goes ‘discount innit’. i think maybe he just hated his job but also possibly humans are good and long story short i’m not mentally ill any more.

[arisalty]

me when emerald duo 🥰

[bansq]

they radiate goofy villain & dumbass sidekick energy

[demonboyhalo]

Techno: I was concerned the nurses were plugging dyed bags of water into my IV to save money. Had to tell em I knew GeorgeNotFound and they said "Oh one second" and then they replaced my bag with ones labeled "Real Chemotherapy"

Phil, dying of laughter: jesus christ

[bdoubleowo]

I kept seeing people mistake Ren for Techno and was like "how?" and then I thought about it a bit and

[gumptiomdog]

hands you this

them

[fandomandsparkles-deactivated20]

making dsmp fanart is literally so wild because i always try to make them super dramatic and when people watch me draw its like ‘i cant let them know this is about a minecraft RPF!!!’

them: woah that’s a cute guy he looks so happy!! why is he bleeding blue

me: *forced smile* creative choices! also he has a blue sheep haha

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them: nice character design i love it wheres it from

me: *lying through my teeth* have you heard of popular anime figure kisuke urahara??? i didn’t think so anyway i headcanon he has a pet pig

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them: dude why did you just draw a humanoid fox kneeling at the grave

me: *sweating* uh i’m a furry artist

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them: what the fuck is this why is half his skin white and the other half black and why did you make him cry

me: *sobbing* that’s my oc ebony dark’ness dementia raven way and he has memory issues please let me live

[wavezies]

ive seen the pattern

[appaeve]

how come everyone went live while I was in class

[bansq]

dog.

they don't end up keeping it after phil explains that it's bad for the dog to be taken from the wild

[smallishbabes]

Techno you should know better than everyone what he’s like. He loves to torment us lol.

Source. Timestamp: 1:13:06-1:13:23

[Transcript Start.

Techno: *chuckles*

Phil: Holy shit!

Techno: (overlapping) *laughs* What the heck?! What the heck?!

Phil: What is going on this one spot?! Oh I’m not- I’m not missing this chance. This is so much ink.

Techno: What is it with you and killing everything immediately?

Phil: *laughs*

Techno: You have no sense of wonderment for nature, Phil.

Phil: *cackles*

Transcript End.]

[loonamoths]

men and nonbinary people who have breasts are totally normal and cool actually

[loonamoths]

also this is true regardless of whether they bind or plan to have top surgery

[boopboopboopbadoop]

I know you’re aiming for trans and nb people rn, but this would also probably help cis men with gynecomastia too :D

[loonamoths]

This is one of the rare occasions when “cis men too!” is a good addition, and you’re so right! That did occur to me when I made this post and I’m glad you pointed it out

[girlbossgaslightguillermo]

Also fat men - cis and trans both! Not nearly enough positivity for fat trans men who have boobs even after top surgery.

[somanyjacks]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

[wormsslime]

[preheville]

hate hate hate that anxiety translates over into physical symptoms like what the fuck you're supposed to be a MENTAL illness