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CHRIS BROWN IS GOING TO JAIL

part of being an adult is figuring out what eveyone else's definition of "going crazy" is. to you it is not sleeping for 60 hours, writing 80k words in one sitting and expiriencing enough anxiety to kill a horse. to beth from accounting its buying a ticket to Columbus, Ohio. and to your friend its consuming so much ketamine you lose all of your posessions and wake up with five broken bones in a ditch somewhere and then proceeding to do it again the next day. to your other friend its writing a letter to their favourite actress about how much they appreciate her work. to your neighbour its laughing loudly in a grocery store whilst in pajamas. maya from uni hears the voice of her dead father making jokes with no punchlines and she considers that to be quite normal - to her going crazy would be hearing her husband instead. your downstairs neighbour will take night walks naked sometimes and claim there is nothing weird about him. there are literally no rules to life and all meaning is in the eye of the beholder.

lookalivealivealive

powerburial

twinkhole-destroyer

you are my coworker and to some extent my victim

vyl3tpwny

koiagain

STOP vagueposting TELL ME WHO YOURE TOAKING ABOJT PLEAAASE😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢pleas😢😢😢😢😢😖😖😖😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭ohmggof Hyperventilates and throws up and dies Unless everyone tells me who they’re talking about Whenever they vaguepost ever

acquired-stardust

Sonic Adventure 2: Battle Nintendo Gamecube 2001

senatortedcruz

thundergrace

If you live in Detroit, it is strongly recommended that you don't breathe.

missanniewhimsy

As someone in WI, this whole region is awful so please be careful friends! (7/16/2026)

nyantara

Please put on your N95s. The same ones used for covid will filter particulate pollution. I lived in a city with yearly winter pollution levels like this. If you can pay for it, you might as well get an indoor air filter to sleep in.

garbage-empress

If you can't afford a proper air purifier or can't find one in stock, these are sometimes cheaper to build:

Make sure you get the best rated furnace filters you can. If getting all those is too expensive, even one of those furnace filters taped tightly to a box fan (to force the air through the filters so it doesn't come in through the cracks) can help pretty substantially in a small room.

itwashotwestayedinthewater

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

miseryundo

stamps featuring pink flowers

vrtualseraph

rainbow stamps masterpost

blemgoid

yo mama so hungry... her belly grumbling could wake the dead!

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blemgoid

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her belly could wake anyone from even the deepest slumber!

blemgoid

yo mama so hungry... a grumble of her belly could wake skeletons, dracula, and more!

blemgoid

yo mama so hungry... when her belly grumbled, frankenstein sat up and went "what was that sound?"

blemgoid

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly caused quite a stir!

blemgoid

yo mama so hungry on an airplane... her belly grumbles were mistaken for turbulence, and the other passengers left posthaste!

blemgoid

My dearest companion,

It is with utmost urgency that I commit to paper an occurrence so singular that I fear it may strain your credulity. I trust this message finds you in sound health and undisturbed repose, for I cannot say the same of those unfortunate enough to dwell within the vicinity of yo esteemed mama.

Having, by circumstances too tedious to recount, passed the evening beneath her roof, I was shortly after midnight awakened by a most dreadful and prolonged rumbling, so profound in its depth that I mistook it first for distant cannonade, then for an earthquake, and finally for the Last Trump itself. Imagine my astonishment upon discovering the disturbance emanated not from Heaven or the deepest bowels of Hell, but from the singularly vacant stomach of yo good mama.

The tumult was of such prodigious force that every sleeper in the household sprang from his bed in confusion. Even the old groundskeeper, who I know for a fact has slept through thunder-bolts and musket fire alike, emerged from his shack demanding to know who had sounded the alarm.

I entreat you, dear friend, to prevail upon yo mama to partake of a modest supper before retiring, lest her entire estate be compelled to awaken at the command of her insatiable stomach.

I remain, with every sentiment of esteem,

Your most obedient and humble servant,