ilya rozanov's hockey stick

DONT TOUCH ME IM PACKING FOR THE COTTAGE my bff @glass--grapes

[arisfruity]

why is it always ily and never "wchagltarfglbydwiytmfmedmiwikhtqyswwgnibbm"

my bff @glass--grapes

alsooo @luses-art and @multi-fan-dom-mess

this is mostly just yapping and the occasional strong opinion

fandoms/interests:

HEATED RIVALRY

house md

arcane

marvel cinematic universe + marvel comics

ironman, dr strange, dr doom, spider-man, xmen

jesus🙏

rdj

wolverine

brokeback mountain

agatha all along

the crucible/ salem witch trials

the oh hellos

[arisfruity]

Item: Headphones Rarity: ⏶ Common

Name a video game song you still have stuck in your head.

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

ion play video games feline

[aphantasias]

the avoidant attachment style whine is going in my top ten ilya noises folder

[unlikelychildchaos]

My headcanon of the day is that Ilya is not used to getting calls from family members unless they need something from him. Nobody ever calls him (maybe apart from Shane) to just simply check up on him. So the first time David calls him on a random day of the week, asks him about his day, hands the phone to Yuna to do the same—Ilya is a little confused as to why these people are just randomly calling him. He even texts David after they've hung up to confirm if they needed something and have just forgotten to mention it. When David texts back "no son we just wanted to check up on you" Ilya sits and stares at that text until he feels his throat close up and there's an odd sting in his eyes.

[lavenderprose]

As a married person I do need to tell you all that Shane and Ilya do weird shit all the time.

They routinely have entire conversations where Ilya is very softly smacking Shane's foot the entire time. Shane enjoys the percussive feedback.

Ilya mispronounces the word "Application" and they just sit there mutually whispering 'Aaap-li-caaa-shun' at each other for the next thirty seconds.

Ilya comes up behind Shane while he's trying to make a smoothie and says 'HELPING HANDS' and puts his arms under Shane's armpits.

Ilya sees Shane undressing in the bathroom and yells, "Take it all off!"

Shane carries Anya into the bedroom and holds her over Ilya's chest and moves her paws and says, "Papa it is me. Papa it has been an whole hour since I ate. Papa I am so hungry and sad." then drops her on his stomach.

Shane comes into the home office and grabs a pen off the desk and puts it against Ilya's cheek and says, "Any last words?" and Ilya says, "I wish I had eaten more dumplings."

Ilya spends an entire episode of House Hunters International with his hand down Shane's pants. It's not doing anything in there either it's just keeping warm.

Sometimes they are just mutually awake at three AM for No Reason and they go stand on the porch and stare at the empty street together.

Sometimes they are laying there playing footsie on the couch while on their phones (Parallel play) and Shane says, "Does your mouth ever do that squeezing thing. You know. When you eat." And Ilya says "Explain" and they spend the next ten minutes dissecting whether this is a Human Experience or a Shane Experience.

Sometimes Ilya will put his head on Shane's stomach and say, "Show me your boooones" and wait for Shane to lift his shirt so he can burrow under it.

I just think that we as a fandom need to embrace how Weird married people get about each other. From personal experience I am telling you it is SO FUN.

[bluegiragi]

mafia au where shane is the first and only son of the Hollander family and Ilya is the second son and star-sharpshooter of the Rozanovs.

They both have their own share of pressure on their shoulders, but only one of them seems invested in their family's future...

see the next part early on patreon

[prideandprejudice]

Hollanov + Google Translate

[arisfruity]

"shall we look at the moon, my little loon?"

"why do you cry?"

[arisfruity]

actually i think 4th of july is totally about irina. its about sufjan stevens' mom's death, and his final conversation with her. it's tragically fitting when you interpret it as ilyas mom and his final thoughts about her...

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD?!

[glass--grapes]

Miura sucked the souls out of 50 gay people and put them in this image

[arisfruity]

the details in this show never cease to amaze me

[finelytaylored]

MONTREAL METROS (minus hayden) NEED TO BE CATAPULTED INTO THE SUN

[snap-crackle-cunt]

what shane says: im gay

what shane means: i can never love a woman in any way resembling the way i love you and when i tried she called my shit IMMEDIATELY so what im trying to say is i can't sidestep whatever we are the way you can, i will never ever love anyone but u

what ilya hears: somewhere along the line of our multi-year situationship that began with me immediately sucking ur dick, i have determined that i like men.

what ilya says: ya no fucking shit bro what

[heohl-art]

Someone save me from my HEATED RIVALRY (and my comics) obsession!!😱❤️✨️ FOUR PAGES in a row omg I'm so tired but so proud~

• Hollanova, December 2008 •

I'm so glad so many of you liked this version, so I had to draw a short comics version of Hollanova~

Stay tuned, there will be mmmoreee~

[not-all-tales-have-happy-endings]

just posted chapter 3 of Breakaway!!

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Summary:

It’s a dream come true for Shane Hollander when he gets to tour the continent as a part of Breakaway, a band he and his friends started.

Well, his friends… and Ilya Rozanov.

Being on tour is also a dream come true for Ilya Rozanov. That is, until things happen that lead him to the decision to walk away from the band.

After Rozanov leaves, Breakaway falls apart. In the years that follow, the paths of the members of the band diverge, but Shane and Ilya find their way back to each other.

or: a Heated Rivalry musician au

[not-all-tales-have-happy-endings]

not me checking my phone to immediately see my friend texting me about this fic 😂

this was a wild text to get out of the blue

(spoiler for the fic below)

Keep reading

[arisfruity]

i gasped out loud when this happened ngl i wasn't expecting that 😭

[notanupstandingcitizen]

people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DONT involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you found out that zeus turned into a pigeon to woo his wife like HOW

[luses-art]

Paris, Odysseus and Cassandra, be careful! The gods are slaves to their tempers and swollen with pride!