Crazy man in a crazy world. Wait doesn't that mean I am actually

hi I am probably not crazy... i think

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[fairyycoffin]

reblogging this again because it remains true.

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

i reblog this everytime it comes across my dash lmao

[writing-prompt-s]

A husband and wife unexpectedly meet in the same spot, both trying to bury a body

[ark-lune-fenrir]

honey this cant keep happening this is "my" spot.

[ark-lune-fenrir]

questions for dc and star trek fans

What would happen if the Borg infected doomsday? is it possible?How bad would it be? could doomsday recover? honestly what the hell.@spockeveryday@thesuperheroesnetwork

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

Please appreciate the absolute clownery that is this fight scene

[tench]

Me when i play dnd and can’t roll high enough to land a single hit for the whole battle

[teaboot]

This is the action choreography equivalent of a poorly described fan fiction sex scene

[definitely-ellie]

The intricate rituals they had to perform in order to get physical on the floor

[headspace-hotel]

It’s so hard to shoot someone 5 feet away with a semi automatic pistol

[ark-lune-fenrir]

how many bullets does that clip hold

[thememedaddy]

[ark-lune-fenrir]

nah the door way is peak mental illness

[probablybadrpgideas]

I cast Resurrection on your hopes and dreams :)

[ark-lune-fenrir]

you need to use a reincarnation spell at the very least resurrection needs a body and be a minute after death. They died long ago and were left as only ash and dust.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was wearing a pink fluffy barbiecore dress and looking for a place where I can buy some shrimp. A fucked up looking parrot with crane legs was following me. I didn't get my shrimp.

[ark-lune-fenrir]

barbie looking for shrimp on the barbie

[onlywayin-deactivated20231101]

[wander-in-arda]

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

[fiddlertoad]

the whole vaccine deal tbh

[i-am-emily]

antidepressants

[wizardavid]

Yes these are all the work of wizards

[ark-lune-fenrir]

if you knew half the stuff that attempts to attack here on the daily you would never leave your bedroom again

[ark-lune-fenrir]

Do you know how many testicular torsion's and but crack mend's I counter spell on the daily

[onlywayin-deactivated20231101]

[wander-in-arda]

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

[fiddlertoad]

the whole vaccine deal tbh

[i-am-emily]

antidepressants

[wizardavid]

Yes these are all the work of wizards

[ark-lune-fenrir]

if you knew half the stuff that attempts to attack here on the daily you would never leave your bedroom again

[pukicho]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[ark-lune-fenrir]

No

[itsapmseymour]

Girl dinner implies the existence of Boy breakfast, and even more astounding

Enby Lunch

[ark-lune-fenrir]

boy enby brunch

[frollosuggestions]

Hey I think one of your gargoyles just took a shit on my car

so?

[ark-lune-fenrir]

is gargoyle shit gloppy like bird shit or just straight stone need to know for insurance related reasons.

[iamvuelle]

[ark-lune-fenrir]

ahh so bad news you didn't renew gargoyle shit hazard for your car just on your homeowner's insurance. You have to pay out of pocket. However, I do have a cousin who will remove the stone and fix the window for the low low price of 1 just 1 human soul, or 150 Virgian sacrifices on a blood moon.

[ark-lune-fenrir]

I love it when they negatively invert animal sizes in the media. Sure the giant worm or giant ant or giant crab is great but can we have teacup bears and pygmy elephants. Small little gronks to hold on to and snuggle with that would normally eat you alive. giant blue wale no blue whale in a gold fish bowl so majestic so smol.

[writing-prompt-s]

Following the death of their grandmother, a child explores her abandoned home while their parents go through her possessions. This is when the child discovers a chest in a crawlspace… full of Pokeballs and a black uniform with a big red R on it.

[ark-lune-fenrir]

it was a kink

[writing-prompt-s]

You’ve been arrested for a horrendous crime and your only ticket to avoid life in prison is to become an undercover cop. The main thing is, you have no idea what crime you committed, and they’re not telling you.

[ark-lune-fenrir]

ahh you are black in america

[amnhnyc]

Have you ever seen a tadpole shrimp? Members of the genus Triops, these small crustaceans can be found across a wide range that includes North America, South America, and Asia. Growing up to 1.5 in (4 cm) long, they inhabit the bottom of murky freshwater pools. These critters have three eyes—including two compound ones and a primitive light-sensing organ—as well as a long antennae that they use to find food in their muddy habitats. Their lifespan is only about 40 days.

Photo: mbarger, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

[ark-lune-fenrir]

that a face hugger you fool.

[velnna]

I've been looking for an excuse to draw this meme for ages and then BAM Shadow Dark'ness Dementia Raven Heart was right there

[mystery-salad]

Wyll and Karlach across the way

[ark-lune-fenrir]

bros