Arkan

24y || He/They || Gay

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[cannibalchicken]

[thenightetc]

@argumate

[argumate]

you verb noun?

[redfagdiver]

You verb noun? You verb noun like the comparison? Oh!! Punishment for title! Punishment for amount of time!!!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[surprisebitch]

[theehorsepusssy]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[boingmann]

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[everythingfox]

Sweatpants ties a big hit with kitty

(via)

[collapsedlung]

i feel like this

[stimman4000]

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[cipheramnesia]

good luggage goes in the fun bubble

[floweramon]

When I was in college, my Stage Craft teacher showed us this.  Basically the machine heats up a sheet of plastic, and once it’s malleable enough it’ll be blown up to make room for whatever you want to imprint in the plastic.  Once it’s in place, the air reverses and the plastic vacuum-sucks all around the object.  

He demonstrated it on a baby doll and it was like a baby had been frozen in carbonite.  I got to take it home and I still have frozen-carbonite-baby to this day (his name is Franklin XD)

[reximus44]

[galsinspace]

The baby has been posted here

[rokenford]

Had to reboot Carbonite baby.

[iamoutofideas]

[everythingfox]

[justcatposts]

A very rare Andean cat stretching out in front of wildlife cam 

(via)

[gallusrostromegalus]

Extremely Rare Forbidden Tum-Tum

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[sergle]

ah... the light........

[wxllnxss-deactivated20220117]

you never know!

[valimations-deactivated20231003]

You Never Know!

[unexploredblue]

You never know!

[ash1mari]

You never know!

[cakelovessalad]

this is so wild

[killorbekillian]

Narration, in a serious, dramatic voice: We find no evidence paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kitty kitty.

Person on screen, using a baby voice: Hi little kitty kitty! Hi little kitty kitty! Ohh, you’re just a little kitty kitty!

[just-a-geekygoth]

[pukicho]

I am violently homophobic, but i still love you regardless ☺️

Love wins ?

[squiddobow]

[pukicho]

uh oh

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[absolutecommunity]

[glamourweaver]

Yvette Nicole Brown wrote this joke based on actual experience with directors who didn’t want to use the word “sassy”  but 100% wanted her to play it sassier.