I like to collect headlines that read like a time traveler’s last desperate gambit at fixing reality

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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I like to collect headlines that read like a time traveler’s last desperate gambit at fixing reality
This is exactly how oppressive institutions work.
You support spanking, but not when it's for something minor or because the parents had a bad day.
You support the police, but not when they get away with murder.
You support prisons, but not when people are sent there for nonviolent actions.
You support capitalism, but not when it makes some people billionaires and others poor.
What they all have in common is that you support what they they present themselves as, but you oppose the inevitable result. When you give people power, they crave more power. They don't limit themselves to what you support.
Im sorry but it needed to be done
36 ball patterns are rarely seen in the wild, fortunately I was able to capture this one
Every 5 or 10 years they try to psyop us into thinking women and men can’t be friends. Don’t listen to this.
"It's always going to become sexual" sounds like a you problem!
“It’s always going
to become sexual” sounds
like a you problem!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Please help me. One of my brothers asked for my help doing an art and when I said “okay first off let’s get some reference images” he said “oh I don’t do those.”
my brother in Mom what the fuck do you mean you don’t do that
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Closest match: Erithacus rubecula genome assembly, chromosome: 5 Common name: European Robin
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Reblog to hit the person you reblogged this from with a pillow
God I miss TV.
lost girl
I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are
i am so pro abortion it actually makes me mad when a character in a show is revealed to be pregnant & she immediately doesn't get an abortion
like you can always tell they're characters written by men when suddenly this carefree independent career woman starts talking about how wonderful it'd be to have a child & settle down booooo tomato tomato
I just walked into the house after walking the dog and my mom says to me, in the same cheerful voice she uses to send me to go pick up the groceries, "I need you to recrucify Jesus."
Turned out one of the wall crucifixes lost a nail and the J man was getting himself off the cross but that is a hell of an instruction to come home to.
So now I gotta like... cruci fix this.
Seeing as we're on the cusp of an age of de-facto online tracking and censorship, now might be a good time to get into the habit of downloading the stuff you like and saving it somewhere you can find it without an internet connection. Whether that's youtube videos, porn, or fanfiction. I don't want to be alarmist, and like, you don't have to go full archival. The internet isn't going to be deleted tomorrow. But if there's one thing we should learn from all of these content takedowns, it's that the nature of digital platforms can be fickle. Don't take access for granted.