Well, shoot

I just want to be happy

[tonyalmeida]

[focksincrocks]

[thehikingastronomer]

This guy alone just filled my "live your life with passion" quota for the year.

[mercurymusing]

Funniest thing is the quick "settle down mate" and the dip into the Australian accent as he gushes over how pretty it is.

[54735749956555371253415-deactiv]

the chef carefully plucks a long strand of thick black hair & kisses it before gently laying it down in my soup

[horrorgifs]

HAUSU | ハウス (1977) dir. Nobuhiko Obayashi

[memewhore]

[fangoriousfae]

poggers

[thedorkdionysia]

[snailsnfriends]

humanity and the non-human (i made you this way)

maritime morse is tapped out (wired) / eternal silence (jamie clements & nick millar) / (reddit) / (guggenheim museum) / can't help myself (sun yuan & peng yu) / (youtube) / opportunity (rover) (wikipedia) / opportunity's selfie (NASA) / (youtube)

[triviallytrue]

i bet the dick is insane

[tapewormin]

Banger notes this eve

[auddityy]

your mentality is literally a result of intestinal bacteria but you wouldnt get it tho. yuor bacteria wouldnt get it

[dogsuffrage]

Just so everyone is aware this is barely a joke. Your stomach bacteria have a huge impact on your brain chemistry.

[huffylemon]

That’s cool. Why are they making me sad

[that-house]

Call that a microaggression

[thisismyhauntedhouse]

Michael Myers really just walks around

[moonkitty]

i took a nap earlier and i had a weird dream where i saw one of those hello kitty traumacore edits but it was about being constipated and it was like “MY STOMACH HURTS I NEED TO FART I NEED TO FART”

[the-kennsterrrr]

I’m sorry, I had to

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Dragon age is coming back so you know what that means. Logging into your dash each day and seeing callouts because someone sided with the magical wizard rumpus club over the warlock circlejerk in their playthrough. Getting messages calling you problematic for following someone who has mixed feelings about the gnome independence movement. Seeing paragraphs upon paragraphs about how slorpity porpity the esteemed magical elf was actually justified in signing the pixie exclusion act. Get ready.

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

I think this post actually killed the dragon age fandom

[nepofledgling]

I like to bully will graham for his life decisions however if hannibal was a 50 year old woman who wore suits I would- no I’m not finishing this sentences

[marisatomay]

diversity win! this fictional character is gay in my brain

[rickybabyboy]

i toucha the fruit, you got fruit? ill touch it for FREE! dont worry about it!

[rockyhasthumbs]

You got water? I touch for you

[sxbxb8]

I had to draw this

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

idk i think its just kind of weird that- *giant invisible hand grabs me by the back of the neck like a kitten and starts lifting me away* god damn it not this again

[astro-biologist]

mii plaza

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[kingsandqueensunited]

She dropped pure FACTS!! 💯

[molothoo]

Bro nobody ever talks about how anti-American that flag actually is for people who are so called patriotic…so props to her for bringing that up.

It is contradiction to wave both the confederate and American flag because one of those flags is treasonous to the other…

[bryannagraham]

I literally told some dude who had it in his apartment in college and he cursed me out. Then my white friend Jeremy explained it to him and he took it down. They just dont believe the people who tell them if they arent white bc being white is being American to them.

[molothoo]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! 🥵

[oakpear]