Ubiquitous

Love yourself until it hurts, and never stop

[getoffmybloghoe-deactivated2018]

when the last step of a school assignment is to have fun

[rendherring]

This is the only discourse I want to see anymore tks

[what-even-is-thiss]

I would literally take the ghost of Ronald Regan with running mate Bill Clinton’s boner circa 1997 over Donald Drumpf do not test me

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah I’m a socialist and don’t like the current state of the democratic party either but if you don’t vote for Biden you’re literally taking a chance to drag the country a bit farther left and just ignoring it. I dunno what to tell you.

[butchflirt]

You’re not a socialist

[theamazingmrcat]

[silentauroriamthereal]

I don’t know who wrote this or why, but this writing is just *chef’s kiss*

**Editing to add: I now know that this was said by Lindy West in her book The Witches are Coming. Good to know! 

[loveismyrevolution]

This is gold!!!

[dongcroncher]

The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

[dongcroncher]

Church: Heaven is eternal connection with God, while Hell is total separation from Him. Anything else is only speculation.

Dante: Actually Hell has layers like an onion, and the devil is big and mean and also frozen. People are fighting and there’s a mountain to get to Heaven and a nice place for babies. Also I know this because I went there with my friend :)

[mysillycomics]

[ohbellamy]

ultimate shipper challenge: [1/5] fights

[lydiadotnet-deactivated20190404]

tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers

[lydiadotnet-deactivated20190404]

[lilyofthepraire]

God bless whoever wrote that comment

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[memewhore]

[reblogable-memes]

OMG

[localstarboy]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[naturallycurlycoco]

I’m mad he really tried to hop across and go get it

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

Mag flies out

Pants fall down

Lmao

[adayunwired]

That there was the longest, hardest string of critical 1 rolls I’ve ever seen occur in real lifes

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

I’m cackling

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

POPULATION CONTROL

That’s actually horrific.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[hotboyproblems]

i want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant 

[has-claws]

Deodorant is nasty. What do y'all think people smelled like up until 70 years ago??

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[last-light-maybe]

I want her self confidence

[coolmiddlename]

[demolishedd]

Eye contact while you’re inside her.

[yungradi]

Now our son 6 months old.

[piecomic]

[piecomic]

TBT