Diary of a Teenage Girl

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[astrodidact]

[coffeenotes]

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn

[limegum]

[no-chill-at-all]

[srry-m0m]

this is cute as HELL

[kikimora-apologist]

Same energy

[renmoldovan]

Personal Instagram: @renmoldovan

Ivy & Oak: @northernaussies

[thoradvice]

you can fall in love at 30. you can discover your true passion at 40. you can go back to school at 50. you can learn to draw, or paint, or sing at 60. relax. just because you didn’t do most, or any, of the things considered “young adult milestones” doesn’t mean you never will. there’s no time limit on happiness.

[caroldanversenthusiast]

an icon, literally an icon

[gymleadercheren]

so there’s this item on neopets called chia flour and what it does is basically, you’re in the battledome against someone else’s pet and you lob it at em and it turns them into a yellow chia. the thing is, the effect doesn’t end when the battle does. like… your pet literally becomes a yellow chia forever. so you could be in there with a really expensive plushie draik or something, a restricted hard-to-get species with a ridiculously expensive color, and suddenly its a chia.

its terrifying, and there have been stories of like, dedicated griefers with millions of neopoints to spend going out of their way to ruin people’s pets. the item has been retired for a while now, so theyre actually in limited supply so people arent really concerned about having chia flour lobbed at their pets anymore…

but it turns out using this illegal neopets site you can just blow 40 bucks on some and really really really really really mess up someone’s day

[omegajako]

The term “illegal neopets site” fills me with primal fear

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

underground mormon neopet black market

[skinamarinked]

[skinamarinked]

Personal favorite tags on this photo set so far

[anneonomus]

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

[space-ex]

an addition: when they calibrated the board by pressing the dots and everyone in class lost their minds

[hustlerose]

i might just fuck around and put a loaf of bread, a wedge of cheese, and an apple into a handkerchief, tie it to a stick, and hop on a freight train headed west 

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

[chickenfarmersan]

[d-r-e-i-a-m]

[lividlovers]

LOL

[vibraants0ul]

Same energy 😂

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

I cannot b r e a t h e

[cursedcatimages]

[missbashfulface]

My bf walked in on me watching this and said, “why can’t you like watch porn or something?”

[marraphy]

this can satisfy me in a way no porn ever will

[calebwittebane]

this is the funniest online overreaction ive seen and nothing will ever beat it

[wellillbedamned]

I’m phobic

[wellillbedamned]

Just scared