pandora and the backseat drivers

pandora, DARCI, arlo, and (sometimes) ovidivo. certified cybersecurity specialist and network technician, currently doing phone repairs. D&D keeps us sane—DID does the opposite. no gods no masters. biaroace it/its

[heylsgowt]

[gilded-lilyyy]

[mx-seraph]

@funnier-as-a-system

[funnier-as-a-system]

[image description: a message that reads: No exorcist could pull me out of you ./ end description]

[tinasnowz]

MEGAN THEE STALLION via Instagram | July 20, 2026

[smidvarg-and-the-hobbits]

Why is no one talking about how hot this shot is

[genuinelylostlesbian]

Hey, what does lgbt stand for?

blatantly wrong answers only

[danielkahndyke]

sorry it’s actually so fucking crazy thinking abt how certain places have banned burqinis like literally making a woman take her clothes off in public like that shit is so fascist

[danielkahndyke]

genuinely horrific like that’s law mandated sexual assault & we just let it happen. hello. can anyone hear me.

[naidje]

[tijdvoormemes]

Danku lesbiennes!

[spocktheestallion]

“Why did the bright queen believe essek so easily how did he get away with so much shit before he was caught?” Buddy you would not believe what you can get away with if you’re Quiet and Get Good Grades

[betterisbest]

[femmeanonymelives]

Fjord Stone in a nutshell

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 1 day 21 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 1 day 21 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[jolenegifs]

MEGAN THEE STALLION via IG

[tarragonthedragon]

irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*

me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned!

irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!

welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!

ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*

[hussyknee]

[prokopetz]

Reverse love triangle where character A is trying to play wingman and set character C up with character B, and character B is trying to play wingman and set character C up with character A, and neither A nor B realises what the other is doing.

[pidgeydraws]

a little preview of the Jarlaxle art I've been working on over the past week. both were drawn for a dnd zine, so I'll be posting the full-size versions only after the zine is finished and sent out... which won't be anytime soon

commission info/donation tip jar

[lunaeregia]

[stuckinapril]

This is actually so real

[tgatbc]