Count Dykeula

Kaz // 22 // Vampire // Pretentious English Major

[aroseforcaulfield]

♰.About Me.♰

♰.Kaz / 22 / It/Xe/They + neos

♰.Lesboy goth dyke

♰.IRL Vampire (non-human)

♰.Autistic + Physically Disabled cane user

♰.Special Interests - vampires, goth culture, lit analysis, shakespeare, poetry, sex/kink, spiders/bugs

Black Lives Matter - Anti-Racist - Land Back - Free Palestine - Free Congo - Free Sudan - Free Ukraine - All Cops Are Bastards - Pro-Choice - Fuck ICE - Queer Inclusionist (pro lesboys, bi lesbians, xenogenders, he/him transfems, she/her transmasce, etc) - Anti Generative Al/ChatGPT

WE ARE NOT FREE UNTIL WE ARE ALL FREE

I don’t talk to terfs, zionists, racists, antisemites, homophobes, or users of generative ai in any context. I use the block button liberally

[hyenaswine]

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[calciumcryptid]

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

[tineiya]

[genderoutlaws]

Never read Baldwin before?

Nonfiction

The Price of The Ticket (borrow from IA)

The Fire Next Time (pdf download)

Notes of A Native Son (pdf download)

Nothing Personal (read on IA - not great quality sorry)

The Last Interview (pdf download) (only 10 pages!)

Fiction

Giovanni's Room (pdf download)

If Beale Street Could Talk (pdf download)

BONUS

Little Man Little Man (read or pdf download on scribd) (Baldwin's only children's book)

Go Tell It On The Mountain (pdf download)

Another Country (pdf and epub download)

Sonny's Blues (pdf download)

Going to Meet the Man (pdf download)

[creatingblackcharacters]

My next Black History Month request:

Pick one of James Baldwin's works and read it!!! The Fire Next Time is an excellent essay, most of us are familiar with the quote on gay white people from The Last Interview but not the rest of it. If Beale Street Could Talk even has a movie!

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[should-be-sleeping]

Everyone please behold this baby tree:

It's so much smaller than the support posts, they had to secure it with caution tape.

[should-be-sleeping]

Caution: baby!

[should-be-sleeping]

One day (but not this day)!

[should-be-sleeping]

Update:

Thriving!

[should-be-sleeping]

Now taller than a human person!

In case you were wondering!

[should-be-sleeping]

Update:

Filling out, and up!

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

We threw it a birthday party once spring arrived. 🎂

[should-be-sleeping]

🎉

[lee-alder]

Today was a pretty shit day. This is a nice post to see. Birthday hat tree.

[should-be-sleeping]

I hope tomorrow is kinder. 🌱

[should-be-sleeping]

You can. You will! 🏞

[daysleftofsecondterm]

You will make it. Just like baby tree. You HAVE to believe that.

[wolfwoodbignaturals]

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

[princesskuragina]

The amount of hamlet your teenager can recite is in direct correlation to their deteriorating mental health. To be or not to be is a warning sign but if they're doing rogue and peasant slave too it's time seek help

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[sakana-no-yama]

[wheelie-sick]

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

[wheelie-sick]

I don't even have the energy to screenshot and respond to your tags- what the actual fuck is wrong with you? "the cops are scared and rightfully so" "mental health calls are the scariest for cops" OH so this isn't about the safety of psychotic & manic people this is about piggy feelings?

and no, actually, this is not USA specific and no, actually, people from other countries should not ignore this post. police violence and sanism weren't invented in the US and they are certainly not unique to here. if you (or anyone) thinks that this bullshit doesn't happen elsewhere then you are not listening.

[headspace-hotel]

cops r Some Guy with a Gun

do we want Some Guy with a Gun in this situation? answer is usually "NO"

[uncivilliberties]

This is legitimately useful reframing. A while ago I started replacing the word "cop" in my vocabulary with "a man with a gun." It really puts things into perspective.

This homeless person is making me uncomfortable. Should I call [a man with a gun]?

My neighbor is having a loud party. Should I get [a man with a gun] involved?

There are some teenagers skateboarding. Do you think [a man with a gun] would get rid of them for me?

It makes it very clear what you're saying. I can call a man with a gun to threaten or hurt someone mildly inconveniencing me. You're not calling the cops, you're calling A MAN WITH A GUN into a situation that does not warrant a firearm handled by a volatile lunatic who will not be held accountable for his actions.

[headspace-hotel]

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[bloodlessfangs]

🌿 Vegan/Vegetarian Vampire 🌿

A flag for vampires who are vegan or vegetarian, who refuse to engage in cannibalism or feed off blood an instead feed off any other alternative.

Or vampires who feed off vegan/vegetarian humans if you prefer.

Inclusive to:

- anyone squeamish towards blood and/or gore

- actual vegans or vegetarians who identify with or are fans of vampires/vampirism (you are not required to be either, so long as you identify with vampires who dont drink blood)

More vampire flags to come

Requests for flags and vampire character edits and more are open 

Please see my dni/pinned before interacting. Thank you

[bloodlessfangs]

🕯 Psychic/Energy Vampire 🕯

A flag for vampires who feed off of energy, emotion, mental strength, life force or other/and so on, as apposed to blood.

Alternatively can be used by vampires with psychic abilities, or any sort of ability that may fit the term, while being outside the classic ones like strength, healing, speed and shapeshifting.

More vampire flags to come

Requests for flags and vampire character edits and more are open 

Please see my dni/pinned before interacting. Thank you

[kosmogrl]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]