she was the universe

i am the combined effort of everyone i've ever known

[valtsv]

this gif looks exactly how it feels when you’re wine drunk and trying to hide it

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman]

[only-cat-memes]

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[dailycatsblog]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[distance-does-not-matter]

girl who started a load on laundry: I’m gonna change my life I’m gonna clean my whole house I’m gonna go on a walk

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

[manipulated-pieces]

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

[assiraphales]

it’s always a think piece about “why aren’t young people drinking” “why aren’t young people traveling” “why aren’t young people buying houses” “why aren’t young people optimistic for the future” w these elaborate hypothetical reasons

meanwhile the actual answer never changes: we broke, babes (and we live in a capitalistic corporate hellscape sucking the life out of us and the planet)

[assiraphales]

“25-34 year olds HATE going to the bars”

well when the average cocktail costs $16 aka over twice the minimum wage and a handle costs $14

[thickness-protection-program]

Dang rip America

[karlyboyyy]

[rslashrats]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[midnightssea]

Why do I kind of want them to. They have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[dorian-they]

[bobthebenevolentpirate]

Notes on this post are genuinely incredible

[sleepy-bebby]

[themoonandmyman]

to whom am I squeaking

[spectrometrie]

im so glad discovering music is endless