Let me be your cwtsh

Queer, a dear, and not cognizantly here. (Header by mangoexplodes on reddit)

[oneheadtoanother]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Post apocalyptic nobleman who, in an attempt to sound more like the ancients, refers to his subjects as 'chat' and his guards as 'mods'

[mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware]

beautiful

[mosspapi]

It should be illegal to have a bus stop without a bench I am 1000% serious rn

[ab0masum]

no bc as a disabled person if a bus stop doesn't have a bench i either sit on the ground or i pass out. seating is so fucking important

[gatorbeast]

these are all the same sort of animal. do you understand.

these are all small skittish creatures that love to bite and are found in drawers of garages and classrooms. they’re all related and in the same small biter family. weird little kids who play with them while they’re distracted and have empathy for them can tame them and become these beasts companions

[melodramaticwolf]

Thank the Lord someone understands

[larval-tear]

ALL I WANNA DO IS *musket shot* *minutes-long period of silence interspersed with the sounds of a lead ball rolling down the barrel, fiddling with a cartridge, pouring powder, and locking the mechanism in place* *musket shot* *minutes-long period of silence interspersed with the sounds of a lead ball rolling down the barrel, fiddling with a cartridge, pouring powder, and locking the mechanism in place* *musket shot* *minutes-long period of silence interspersed with the sounds of a lead ball rolling down the barrel, fiddling with a cartridge, pouring powder, and locking the mechanism in place* AND *sound of a small coin purse being bluntly dropped onto a wooden countertop* AND TAKE YOUR MONEY

[moleshow]

And is this train due in 0 minutes in the station with us right now?

[doityourselfbombs]

osha compliant blowjob

[cypopps]

Autistic people are like, “yeah I love following rules” and then proceed to rip apart the gender binary

[theothin]

I love following good rules. bad rules keep me from following better ones so I put them through a meat grinder and see what happens

[ifyouknowmeirlgoaway]

The official rules suck, I have written my own.

[alexseanchai]

the rules have to be consistent or they’re not the real rules

there are very few things less consistent than the gender binary

[theconcealedweapon]

That’s not a contradiction at all. “I love following rules” means “I love having clear instructions instead of them being implied”. It doesn’t mean “I love obeying authority” or “I love conforming”.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

People: gender is a RIDGED, SOLID THING and it only looks like THIS

Me: why

People: Because!

Me, arming my catapult: Hold on a sec i wanna test something

[derekachoy]

How Calicos Give Birth. Based on a dream my girlfriend had!

[aroacemonster]

Friendly reminder that LGBTQ+, Queer, and LGBT+ are the preferred terms for the community (x).

Friendly reminder that Queer is approved by 72.9% of the people, and the groups who don’t prefer it’s use as an umbrella term are straight people, exclusionists, transmeds, truscums, sex-negative people, and sex work critical people (x).

Friendly reminder that aros and aces are excluded only 9.2% / 8.1% of the time respectively while being included  78.9% / 81.2% of the time (x)

Friendly reminder that exclusionists are in the minority and aro/ace people are included in the LGBTQ+ community by the people within the community.

[pastacrylic]

I don’t know if it’s the depression speaking but these days I find it incredibly hard to enjoy anything about the Internet.

Literally every website has become a thousand times more inconvenient, bloated with promoted or recommended shit, stupid UI/UX changes pushed by out of touch billionaires.

The tipping point this week was Google changing the regular “Web - Images - Videos - Etc.” tabs with fucking stupid ever-changing search suggestions, making the site a thousand times less accessible and so much more annoying to use

I’m tired. I want forums back. I want ugly html pages that give useful information back. I want to connect with other Internet users in a meaningful way again. Fuck modern corporate UI design. Fuck social media. I want out.

[verbednoundaily]

Bumbled bees

[foxpost-generator]

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

[therebloggening]

What a beautiful octopus.

[queersona]

eating buttered bread with honey and some cheese like a medieval peasant . this shit is sublime

[queersona]

where did society go wrong . why cant i just eat slices of meat with bread and cheese and butter and honey and fruits . why do i have to nuke something in the microwave

[queersona]

fucking post cancelled i just remembered chuck cutlery boards exist

[queersona]

dear god we boogified scharcookie boards

[queersona]

bougeie-fied

[queersona]

nobody fucking look at me

[aquar-io]

[flyin-shark]

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

[felixcloud6288]

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

[flyin-shark]

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

[felixcloud6288]

Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.