i know how to blog

I’m stupid

[verytiny]

i love crying about everything it’s very humbling

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

editing wholesome memes to be cruel instead like they ought to be

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

say what you will about the world ending and 2020 being hell. since quarantines started, the air is filled with laughter and talk. i hear kids playing in backyards with their family. i hear people talking happily on the phone with loved ones. everyone has their doors open to the porches at our apartment. you smell cooking, see the lights of backyard firepits, hear children delighted to spend time with parents that are never home. i love the videos of people playing music with their neighbors, playing bingo from their balconies, pranking their family members, and streaming with their friends. i love that my mom and dad keep stealing access to netflix because they are home from work and finally have a chance to watch movies together. my neighbors wave at me when i take the dog out while they laugh with each other over a beer. i know more than anything its a commentary on capitalism but it’s still great to see people being people. its good to know there are still humans and that they are being relentlessly, beautifully human, regardless of what happens.

[childweanedonpoison]

I’m happy that your parents keep stealing access to netflix, but, and I don’t know how to say nicely, this but people are literally dying.

[ashtray-girl]

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

nobody:

men in the 70s:

[radiofreeslowzone]

I think if people were less vapid and maybe a little less concerned with physical appearance theyd talk to me and see that I'm actually very abrasive and incredibly uninteresting

[radiofreeslowzone]

god I dont wanna fuckin go on dates or try to sell myself or expose myself to an unending list of potential heartbreaks i just wanna skip to the part where someone is holding me and i am cozy. fuck this bro

[tariqah]

Naming sexualities after singular people is extremely aggravating to me bro

[polyglotplatypus]

[aphrobites]

girls will see a chance to commit arson and be like “sorry, i have to take this”

[tofu-pofu]

girls will see a building that's not on fire and say "is anyone gonna burn that" and not wait for an answer

[longseasons]

[babybear]

newborn babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence

[como-chin-gas]

[girllenin]

[xxxtictacion]

[tiredbtw]

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

[brokebackboys]

yall know so much about astrology

[willow]

We’re all just making shit up as we go

[awkwardlesbianparisgeller-deact]

yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

[felinekin-deactivated20160804]

wheres capricorn

[cirex22]

Wheres capricorn: capricorn

[blckhwkshockey]

I love goalie fights it’s like you guys have been standing 200 ft apart this entire time how could you possibly have beef

[anarchosurfism]

different color shirt bad

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kristina100000]

couldn't care less about propaganda i just want bigger tittys!!!

[ayeshaclitorica-deactivated2019]

i had to google progapanda. omg yes!!!

[getmoneysmokeweedninja4161-deac]

is this normal

anytime i see a person in public giving off indications that they're nervous (biting nails scratching their face etc..) i grab them by the shoulders and throw them really far away