ArteMi5s!

• Artemiss • She/Her • proud Poland citizen • I wish I was born early anough to grow up in the early 2000s era • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~ PUT THIΔ ΩΠ ΨΩUR PRΩҒILΣ IҒ ΨΩU ΔRΣ Δ DΣMIGΩD WΣ ΔRΣ ΤΗΣ ΗΕRΩΣΔ ΩF ΩUR ΔGΣ

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[princesstigerbelle]

The bean thief

[frogmp3]

greem beam

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PHRASE ADDED!

“greem beam”

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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CHARACTER ADDED!

Chip Payment Moth

POTENTIAL ISOLATE! Chip Payment Animal (General)

[hymnsofheresy]

i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

[hymnsofheresy]

please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must. 

[natashatroyka-deactivated201902]

Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.

[hymnsofheresy]

hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

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PHRASES ADDED!

“Are Furbies kosher?”

“The Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.”

[fallout-lou-begas]

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

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PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

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PHRASE ADDED!

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD”

[rappin-drakken]

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CHARACTER(S) ADDED!

Ghost Ostrich who Lives in the Stars

Ghost Ostrich who Lives in the Stars (2)

[simulationgame-blog]

ass is so boring whats the appeal

[jxnc-deactivated20170922]

listen man. pack ya shit. pack ya shit, get the fuck off my dash. u gonna go? get out. get tf out.

[simulationgame-blog]

people poop from there you sick freak

[jxnc-deactivated20170922]

A N U S   A I N ’ T   A S S   M Y   D U D E

[simulationgame-blog]

[jxnc-deactivated20170922]

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PHRASE ADDED!

this entire post

COMBO!!! COMPLETE POST ADDED!

[sneepsnorp3d]

major traffic incident

[kira-serialfaggot]

Look at all the fucking space he had and he still fucking hit him. This was a premeditated attack!

[the-lumpfish-queen]

That Nautilus was born to drive a BMW and is cursed to be unable to do so

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PHRASE ADDED!

"That Nautilus was born to drive a BMW and is cursed to be unable to do so"

[stromcuzewon]

haven't been to a mooseheads game in person for over a year and apparently they made some changes to the arena.... the main one being a gigantic moose bust that flashes red eyes and shoots smoke out it's nose when we score

[stromcuzewon]

update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

[stromcuzewon]

THE GREAT MOOSE HAS DECLARED A POWER PLAY

[randomencounters]

Encounter: junior league hockey god

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PHRASE ADDED!

"THE GREAT MOOSE HAS DECLARED A POWER PLAY"

CHARACTER ADDED!

THE GREAT MOOSE (HOCKEY) (SOME FORM OF DEITY)

[tibets]

the grape died in surgery but I have good news

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PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

“They made a blunt out of an onion”

[claypigeonpottery]

I fell in love with this sentence and it circles my brain so it’s turning into pottery

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PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

[yellowcomics]

Not For Puppies

support me on patreon!

[ngk-they-said]

This is one of those works of art that sticks with you forever. My partner and I first saw this comic years ago and quote the “okay, but like…” in our dogs’ voice several times a week.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

I do love that every dog owner who has ever seen this just immediately goes “using that forever”

[chaotic-error]

@vocabulary-altering-posts ?

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

correct.

PHRASE ADDED!

“Okay, but like…what if it was for puppies.”

[omghotmemes]

Y'all forgetting the OG

[berlynn-wohl]

The above post is not the OG. 

The original, as seen below, was posted on Facebook by a guy in Cincinnati. Someone else saw it and thought they would have more luck propagating it if they changed the city to “Detroit,” because in the American popular consciousness, Detroit is a more infamously blighted city than Cincinnati. And indeed, that version was the one that proliferated, because it resonated more with the people who saw it. The original poster and the original city were forgotten.

Does this really matter to anyone (besides Joshua Cromwell)? Perhaps not. But sometimes people do this with things that are more important than porches…

[tricerasox]

someone stole our fucking meme! can’t have shit in Cincinnati

[parkchanwoohoo]

I've learned the hard way that you need to make sure everybody present is familiar with this tweet before attempting to quote it or else everyone is going to recreate that photo of those college students holding solo cups staring at you with disgust

[jadejemdoesstuff]

I had an interesting night last night

[under-the-arch]

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

[irishironclad]

Tumblr gold users rise up

[babanabread]

you can only reblog if you have tumblr gold. dont even try if you dont.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you have Tumblr gold

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CHARACTER(S) ADDED!

Tumblr Gold Users

[coast-modern]

just mispelled mental illness the worst anyones ever done it .

[coast-modern]

[gay-pippin]

yesss precious we can reclaim, we have a menwtol smeeness

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PHRASE ADDED!

"menwtol smeeness" (said in a gollum voice)

[the-conspiracy-board]

06: Die Hards

I was going to post some more Dokomi content today, but since it's Strimax Saturday, I figured i'd post this colouring from chapter six instead! Of course I picked another BDN panel, he's important to me!! This one was a lot of fun and I really enjoyed colouring this.

I just finished last week's chapter which I missed during Dokomi, and I'm still deciding which panel I want to colour... making these kinds of choices is hard when so many cool things happen in the manga!