An ode to my moots, which I saw someone else doing and thought why not
On a fateful winter day
Late February, I’d say,
I made my first account
On tumblr.com, unaware of how it would surmount
I got my first moots not so long after
@extra-extra-unhinged always ready with laughter
And of course, I can’t forget
Silent but still there @fnchtrack
Soon came @atthispointeverythingischaos
Who I share my son with
And @bigmack2go was there too
Turtle lover supreme, quite the monolith/pos
I soon discovered anon asks
Which was quite a task
Terrorizing friends is fun, right?
Felt that way to me that night
And my list of moots grew and grew
@snurphlee was new
We know, crutchie’s number one
@ponleloquequier, you’re really fun
@youllstealannuduh you're the reason that song is in my head
@burnininhell you’re not my father, I still have my hand
@billthebratbastardslank I dunno who bill is, but you’re awesome
On and on the list goes, my friendships that have blossomed
@daisydeiz I love listening about you and your jay
@theloverislost twin, it is time to seize the day
@dandelion-cryptid you don’t talk to me, but I’m chill with that
Sometimes it’s nice to have lurkers that don’t chat
@sofietrophied I tag you everywhere and I apologize
If you don’t find the tag games as fun as I
@lalarose another quiet one
But you seem really cool, even if we don’t talk none
@yankiimenherafreak ah, yes, THE dude named Mark
You may be a detective, but you’re not a narc
@tarantulas-of-santa-fe Newsies moot, hi!!!!
Official Ben Frank fan, all the best pics, aye
@unqualifieddetective, you have the best fics, they’re all on crack/pos
I can’t tell you how much I fangirled when you followed me back
@the-woild-is-yer-erster Race’s numero uno
We don’t talk, but we’re Newsie bros
I dunno who you are @percland
But you seem cool, hope we don’t end in a ban
@feral-fay you disappeared off the face of the earth
Though, it was after our friendship had birthed
@packleaderbriggan dead boy detectives is top tier
@spotspotz your posts bring me a lot of cheer
@iheartgaymusicals I feel you there
I fear we were both infected, must be the air
Hi not dad 2.0, @your-least-favorite-poet
You’re actually a great poet, I know it
@crazymadeline name sharer, we have bonded
And I think a friendship has been founded
Last but not least, the invisible moot
@danielscookiecake who is a glitch of his own
You still don’t show up with the purple banner
To so many, you’re still the moot unknown
You’re all amazing, silent or not
From mute to talking a whole lot
I feel joy when I see your notifs or posts
And some of you, I fear we’ll be friends even as ghosts
dededos
pixelskylines
germansingergirl
gummygunk
vaporwave
annaxmalina
