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xnumb-little-bugx

Happy Well Into October

dailycatsblog

hellinglaozu

I made wangxian fan art (pun intended)🪭

catchymemes

archibaldtuttle

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

targetdotcom-deactivated2026011

Fińàncial Harm

tittyinfinity

huckleberryhal

Grandma Ferret. (X)

huckleberryhal

Today’s Grandma Ferret

magicratfingers

REAL TEARS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS

anxietyproblem

sphinxofgrease

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

futzingbarton

what

sphinxofgrease

fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

futzingbarton

oh my god

genderhasnobearingonability-blog

well wooden shoe look at that

nerdismyhobby

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE

my-dailydreams

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

not my circus not my monkeys but the clowns....the clowns are beckoning to me

sarpedan

Be careful Gaud, they might want you to do another customer satisfaction survey of your dreams

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

oh yeah, the ones who were hunting me down that one time! they finally caught up to me before I woke up, turns out they wanted to hand me a brochure on How To Unionize Your Workplace

neneloafsune

Dude what are your dreams

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

ok see i know im considered "weird" and "quirky" and "in an uncommitted situationship with reality," but i straight up refuse to believe the vast majority of people haven't had a "Chased By A Clown Monster" dream. That's right up there with "Your Teeth Are Suddenly Loose" and "Arguing With A Parent In A Car." baseline nightmare

sarpedan

Ronald McDonald wanting to turn me into a bunch of burgers was my recurring clownmare

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

yeah yeah we've all had the Ronald McDonald Nightmare

etirabys

can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

mentalwires

It's from the "Maxims of Ptahhotep", purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:

If you marry a good-time girl

A joyful woman known to her town,

If she is wayward,

and revels in the moment,

do not reject her, but instead let her enjoy;

joyfulness is what marks calm water.

etirabys

yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total

fatsexybitch

Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old

assortedinsanities

Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.