Happy Well Into October
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
occasionally subtle
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Happy Well Into October
I made wangxian fan art (pun intended)🪭
I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.
Fińàncial Harm
Grandma Ferret. (X)
Today’s Grandma Ferret
REAL TEARS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS
the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
what
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE
not my circus not my monkeys but the clowns....the clowns are beckoning to me
Be careful Gaud, they might want you to do another customer satisfaction survey of your dreams
oh yeah, the ones who were hunting me down that one time! they finally caught up to me before I woke up, turns out they wanted to hand me a brochure on How To Unionize Your Workplace
Dude what are your dreams
ok see i know im considered "weird" and "quirky" and "in an uncommitted situationship with reality," but i straight up refuse to believe the vast majority of people haven't had a "Chased By A Clown Monster" dream. That's right up there with "Your Teeth Are Suddenly Loose" and "Arguing With A Parent In A Car." baseline nightmare
Ronald McDonald wanting to turn me into a bunch of burgers was my recurring clownmare
yeah yeah we've all had the Ronald McDonald Nightmare
can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy
It's from the "Maxims of Ptahhotep", purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:
If you marry a good-time girl
A joyful woman known to her town,
If she is wayward,
and revels in the moment,
do not reject her, but instead let her enjoy;
joyfulness is what marks calm water.
yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total
Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old
Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.
"And he gave it to me for free, Bob!"
I saw this on bsky last night and had to draw the guy
ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image
see her fabulous
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Inspecting your dash for mice
found one