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hotmanservefast

It’s baby’s first time watching a match! And first time getting interviewed…😖

#too adorable #the shy babbbbbbyyy #is the father matteo #art #tennis rpf

thatsamanthatennis

waiting for the tumblr sinneristas to jump all over Andy Roddick’s most recent Served DIRECT quote:

when he’s in heat, it’s a problem

#anti-omega discrimination #is roddick trying to tell us something

2imposters

guys I've finished frame shot and I can't even get excited about it 😭 but that'll be coming in the next couple of days so... there's that to look forward to I guess 😭

#no survivors on tennisblr tonight i fear.#<— prev #crying for matteo #need the comfort of frame shot

mattpearson

he's so little 😭❤️

#baby deer hiding from the sun #babynik #jannik sinner

j4nniks1nner

same energy

#moments before disaster (nole’s etsy witches)#djokoson

janspreadout

Recap of the sincaraz treasure hunt because i felt like it (ft. extremely blurry screenshots): 1. Carlos looks for clues and Jannik licks his lips while looking at him.

2. Carlos finds said clue while Jannik attends to his own (unknown) side quests

3. Carlos tries to unlock the chains while Jannik continues with his (still unknown) side quest

4. Jannik sees himself while Carlos is still labouring away

5. Jannik sees Tsitsipas while Carlos is still labouring away. Unclear if the identification games were another side quest or a genuine requirement of the game, because all Jannik did was look and point.

6. Jannik finds something (giggling disbelievingly at the fact that he found it) and wants to show it to Carlos.

7. Jannik notes that they are relaxed when they are not on court. Presumably, he meant that he was relaxed because he did not technically do any work.

8. Jannik gets to take off the last chain despite having contributed only through sheer luck

9. Carlos is delighted that the chains have now been unlocked, while Jannik stares at the trophy, impressed with his own improbable ability of having managed to do something by doing absolutely nothing.

10. Carlos advises the camera to work smart, not hard, and Jannik laughs because he did not work at all.

#jannik’s only contribution was to recognize his own baby photo #and then stefanos’ by process of elimination #carried in the group project by carlos #sincaraz #turin25

sinnettini

💙💙 love his mentality

#what a beautiful piece of wisdom #what a beautiful man #matteo berrettini #(srsly he has the face of an angel how is he real)#rg26

cloudycluster

🥺❤️‍🩹

artemis1010

“nobody is a robot. nobody’s built to never fail.” <- this is why the robot narrative for jannik is so (unintentionally) hurtful. he is a human being with a human body and a human heart.

I am thinking of the Pope’s recent encyclical, on how some people view humans with all our errors as something to be overcome, when the beauty in humanity is that our imperfections lead to change and growth.

#jannik sinner #rg26 #the last i wil sadpost for today

Heartbroken rn…. but thinking on how Jannik’s greatest strength is his heart. Rest, sweet prince, and come back stronger.

tieheartbreaker

I thought they were exaggerating and I went to check the song and now I'm crying laughing helpfkgrjsksk

titanitooo

okay SO. this actually reveals something beyond music about jannik sinner. i went to the youtube video for the top song by hilltop hoods ("the nosebleed section") and listened to it and i was appropriately horrified. and then i scrolled down to the comments

what BMX tricks video? i did a little digging and found this article from a BMX blog:

In 2003 Australian flatlander rider Simon O’Brien used a song from a then relatively unknown Aussi hip-hop group, Hilltop Hoods. While it wasn’t the “official” video for Hilltop Hoods, Simon’s The Nosebleed Section, with 35 million views (25/10 split between two accounts), is the one that people remember most and it exposed a whole new audience to flatland in the process.

so the only conclusion to draw here is that jannik sinner not only watches BMX compilations, but watches BMX compilations and thinks "wow, the music is so good in this." your world number one tennis player everyone

#2003 bmx compilation….#that video is older than carlos(?)#at least he’s spiritually millennial #jannik sinner

j4nniks1nner

📸 Daniel Kopatsch via Getty Images

#round like a blueberry #janniks inner #<- well i meant jannik sinner but yes that too #< prev and grand prev #it insists upon itself #jannik sinner #rg26

mareaste

🦊 "does he play with a head racket? 😐"

🎤 "nooo. i think."

🦊 "👁️_👁️ there is no 'i think' "

#this is a man who takes his team’s money via card games #chilling malevolence #do not want to mess with him for game night #jannik sinner

lord-azathoth

It's a little bit like the story you told me, when you started coaching Andy Murray. We already had Roger and Rafa at the top of their game, but as Andy was coming through, his eyes were completely focused on Novak. He knew that Novak was the guy that was going to dominate.

It's a little bit the same, three or four years ago, when we started with Jannik - he knew that Carlos was going to be the guy. And if you look to the quotes three or four years ago, Carlos knew Jannik was going to be his main rival. So, these guys were able to see it pretty early on.

So the whole world was clocking their asses, including THE dads.. 🫩

#darren feeding the sincaraz lore #and the novandy of it all #sincaraz #rg26