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TOM: Have you ever heard of a hag?

WIDOW’S BAY

Hag: The term appears in Middle English, and was a shortening of hægtesse, an Old English term for 'witch'; similarly the Dutch heks and German Hexe are also shortenings, of the Middle Dutch haghetisse and Old High German hagzusa, respectively. (etymology— wikipedia)

#widow's bay #PLEASE WATCH THIS SHOW

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Here is a video of my crying, purring Sebastian fighting sleep.

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@redcurlswhitelace

squircatlies

Get his ass, Gertrude.

#tma #tmapg

corrya

How it feels watching your tumblr mutuals engage in discourse about fandoms you've never heard of

#dropout

manicpixiedckgirl

theaudientvoid

There are multiple chapters that are set in hospitals where the characters are attempting to recover from injuries that never fully heal. I must once again stress that my experience in WWI was perfectly normal.

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There is a giant horrible mudplain full of unrecoverable and perfectly preserved dead bodies that the characters have to walk through in a land where the air is poisoned gas, and on a compLETELY UNRELATED NOTE: WWI WAS TOTALLY FINE AND NORMAL!!

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LOTR Heritage Post

the-walrus-squad

5. The author’s moderately disguised PTSD

#tolkienverse

thotsandpreyers

nebulations

[ID: A Bluesky thread. Dylan @/zaffirorubino.bsky.social reposts a tweet by Lethe Bonapuchi @/lethe_kawaii that reads:

>was serving a couple >they were bickering 'ill pay' 'no ill pay' >the girl tapped her card first >card was declined >guy smirked, tapped his card >card was also declined

jenna @/jennahveer.bsky.social replies with an image of Jessie and James from Team Rocket. End ID]

#pokeman

beaft

google help me

beaft

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

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random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"

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this too is a kingism

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one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example: