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OceanGate, the deep-sea exploration company that created the Titan submersible, has removed its Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn a
poor things, well we should definitely make this easier on them by never repeatedly mentioning their name and deeds on the "reblog things forever" website
yea that'd be a shame
by the way, just so everyone knows what not to do, shift+r reblogs a post instantly
just make sure you don't reblog anything about oceangate because that would completely undermine their entire plan 😇😇😇
You also shouldn't queue a post, that would make people keep remembering this post for a longer time, which is the opposite of forgetting
My short review of Nolan’s Odyssey is that it’s mostly really good but they made a few really confusing choices in adaptation.
Okay longer review now that I’m back home from the theatre.
I’ve seen people complain that everyone has American accents. I don’t personally have a problem with this. I’m glad they didn’t make all these actors fake offensive sounding Greek accents or something and British accents don’t have the sole rights to magical settings. I like seeing American accents in a mythological setting actually.
In that same vein I don’t personally care about 100% historical accuracy because the odyssey takes place in the nebulous before times. As the opening of the movie states, it takes place in “a time of magic”.
The sacking of Troy was so well done. Horse was not on wheels. Horse was an actual believable statue. Loved that. Also loved the stealth scenes.
All these A list actors being here does get distracting, as I predicted. I don’t go “oh look it’s Telemachus” I go “oh look it’s spider man”
The sound effects and soundtrack are great in this one
Weird: calling Xenia “Zeus’ law”. I appreciate that this concept needs to be explained to people not familiar with Ancient Greek literature but there’s already a common way of translating this concept for normies and that is the “laws of hospitality”. Which is a much more understandable and less clunky phrase and can be rephrased a lot more ways.
Weird: They had the opportunity to have Zendaya descend from the heavens in full battle armor to tell everyone to not kill Odysseus and they didn’t take that opportunity. Disappointing.
I’m fine with the sea peoples being referenced offhandedly but they’re kinda ham fisted about them.
Telemachus doesn’t get to join in on the slaughter of the suitors very much. Disappointing.
Weird and confusing: Replacing both the land of the lotus eaters and Odysseus’ journey to Phaeacia with Calypso drugging him for seven years? This didn’t even save any time. It was just weird.
Bad: The cyclops doesn’t talk much. He’s not even called Polyphemus. Including Polyphemus properly wouldn’t have taken up more time and could’ve added some much needed comic relief.
I like that they didn’t try to portray the sirens song. Instead you hear the scene as if your own ears are plugged and see Odysseus screaming to be let out. Good choice. Good scene.
I don’t hate how Penelope was portrayed but it was also kinda confusing. Some ham fisted attempts at making her a proto feminist figure.
Similar thoughts about Helen and Circe. I don’t hate what was done with them but I don’t fully understand it either.
They left out the bit about the bed carved out of a living tree. Not necessary to the story but I would’ve liked to see set designers do something with that.
A lot of effort was put into those boats. Excellently done.
Very fun costume design. Colorful or dull at times but no excess of either.
7/10 I think? It’s good as a movie but it’s also just fine as an adaptation. Confusing choices were made but it’s also not a complete disaster or anything. Probably worth watching if you’re interested but I’m not gonna be telling everyone I know to go see it.
rock paper scissors but with women, me, and fish
the koi in the koi pond waiting for you to feed them the food pebbles
i think about this post at least once a week
"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation
"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs
“as you do” <- for incredibly eccentric and even impossible actions
"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?
This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.
the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going
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did you know you can rename everything on your pc
I bore witness to a vehicle whose headlights were bright enough to beam the humidity in the air into visibility. It looked like just that car was driving through a fog. I feel like this is unnecessary
politicians will name their proposals "the act to defend freedom and justice by the honesty coalition of friendship" and the contents will be a comprehensive plan on how the state should spike the tap water with giardia and start guillotining elderly golden retrievers in public
im not using wojaks. get on my level
It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon
Oregon Trip ; Sony a100
I bet Jar Jar is fucking hung like a whale. God he can raw me anyday.
I spent like two? Three? Entire weeks with this sitting in my askbox and I just. I got nothing. What could I possibly answer? I tried all the “nope” gifs in this god forsaken website, I tried to draw what my face looks like every time I read this, I tried to find fanart of jar jar with his wang out and the universe was kind enough to me so that I couldn’t find any. I got nothing. Nada. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. What am I gonna say? What in god’s name am I gonna say to that?!
You see, I wanna fuck general grievous. I do. I want him use all his four arms to simultaneously pull both my arms back and touch my tits as he fucks me with his mecha-schlong. I do. I wanna fuck darth Maul, pre-legs cut off or post metal legs+metal dick enhancement. I wanna lick those horns. Okay? I wanna fuck darth vader. Boy, oh, boy, I do. I wanna hear that hard breathing and wrap my legs over that dramatic cape while he force-chokes me and we do the do. Am I a weird robot-fucker? You bet your ass I am! Am I a tad too much on the horny side? Probably. Did I extrapolate my right to be horny on main? Fucking sue me. But this. THIS.
How do you want me to face my family and all the three (3) friends I have irl? How do you want me to walk into an elevator with a bunch of strangers and when an old lady says “the weather has been a little hot lately, isn’t it weird?” just to do small talk like every fucking old people I don’t know do, how do you expect me not to answer her with “y’know what’s weirder, someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? it’s eating me alive. ALIVE, ma’am, and I don’t mean this as some sick vore reference. Someone’s dreaming of those popped-up eyes, of that weird high-pitched voice screaming MEESA COMING while they’re filled up by Jar Jar Bink’s thick seed, and I’m just standing here while this very notion rots me to the core, taking all life away from me. It’s a nightmare. My entire life, a nightmare, because of an anon message from a horny jar jar fucker on tumblr. This is my floor now, ma’am, have a good day”
I leave the elevator. I probably have an appointment, but I can’t remember where, or what for. I sit down on the floor by the elevator doors. I sob for a full minute. I take the elevator back downstairs, I walk home, I collapse in bed and rub one out thinking of darth vader. I feel better.
Five minutes later, I think about this ask again, and my whole world collapses again. It’s only Tuesday. I sigh heavily and sit down to write this reply.-
Edit: a lot of this is exaggeration. Some of it is true. You get to pick what exactly.
I completely forgot that this post existed. For god knows what reason I had it bookmarked in my internet browser. Why did I find it pertinent to remember this. Who was I before now.