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Howdy pardner
Also i dont know if you guys have ever seen medieval beekeeper garb, but:
Its the best!!!
Nope!
Woodcut from 1545! 😊 respect our basket faced cousins 😡
The Beekeepers, Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568
Now that plague doctors are cultural icons I want these to be next and I hope we arbitrarily decide that the two are somehow rivals.
why would they be rivals, they're dating and bop their masks together to kiss
The birds and the bees
!!!
They’re dating ❤️
Not to be dramatic or anything but I would die for them
fucked up how cooking and baking from scratch is viewed as a luxury…..like baking a loaf of bread or whatever is seen as something that only people with money/time can do. I’m not sure why capitalism decided to sell us the idea that we can’t make our own damn food bc it’s a special expensive thing that’s exclusive to wealthy retirees but it’s stupid as hell and it makes me angry
bread takes like max 4 ingredients counting water and sure it takes a couple hours but 80% of that is just waiting around while it does the thing and you can do other things while it’s rising/baking plus im not gonna say baking cured my depression bc it didn’t but man is it hard to feel down when you’re eating slices of fresh bread you just made yourself. feels like everything’s gonna be a little more ok than you thought. it’s good.
bread is amazing and it’s also been sold to us as something really hard to make? Every time I tell someone I made a loaf of bread I get reactions like “you made it yourself???” and “do you have a bread machine then?” I haven’t touched a bread machine in probably 10 years. You CAN make your own bread, folks, and it’s actually pretty cheap to do so. I believe the most expensive thing I needed for it was the jar of yeast. It was about $6 at the grocery store and lasted me MONTHS (just keep it in the fridge.) The packets are even cheaper. destroy capitalism. bake your own bread.
You can also make your own yeast by making a sourdough starter, so that cuts cost even more.
But you have to feed the starter daily/weekly and that means it grows quickly, but there are tons of recipes online for what to do with your excess starter. Cookies, pretzels, crackers, pancakes, waffles, you name it!!
Here’s a link to The Home Baking Association’s site. It has recipes and tips.
Make it even easier - “No-Knead Bread”. All YOU do is mix the ingredients together and wait until it’s time to heat the oven. The yeast does all the rest.
Here’s @dduane’s first take on it and the finished product. We’ve made even more photogenic batches since.
Kneading is easy as well; either let your machine do it, or if you don’t want to or don’t have one, get hands-on. It’s like mixing two colours of Plasticine to make a third. Flatten, stretch, fold, half-turn, repeat - it takes about 10 minutes - until the gloopy conglomeration of flour, yeast, salt and water that clings to your hands at the beginning, becomes a compact ball that doesn’t stick to things and feels silky-smooth.
Here’s what before and after look like.
My Mum used to say that if you were feeling out of sorts with someone, it was good to make bread because you could transfer your annoyance into kneading the dough REALLY WELL, and both you and the bread would be better for it.
Then you put it into a bowl, cover it with cling-film and let it rise until it doubles in size, turn it out and “knock it back” (more kneading, until it’s getting back to the size it started, this means there won’t be huge “is something living in here?” holes in the bread), put it into your loaf-tin or whatever - we’ve used a regular oblong tin, a rectangular Pullman tin with a lid, a small glass casserole, an earthenware chicken roaster…
You can even use a clean terracotta flowerpot.
Let the dough rise again until it’s high enough to look like an unbaked but otherwise real loaf, then pop it in the preheated oven. On average we give ours 180°C / 355°F for 45-50 minutes. YM (and oven) MV.
Here’s some of our bread…
Here’s our default bread recipe - it takes about 3-4 hours from flour jar to cutting board depending on climate (warmer is faster) most of which is rise time and baking; hands-on mixing, kneading and knocking-back is about 20 minutes, tops, and less if using a mixer.
Here ( or indeed any of the other pics) is the finished product. This one was given an egg-wash to make it look glossy and keep the poppy-seeds in place; mostly we don’t bother with that or the slash down the middle, but all the extras were intentional as a “ready for my close-up” glamour shot.
I think any shop would be happy to have something this good-looking on their shelf. We’re happy to have it on our table.
Even if your first attempts don’t work out quite as well as you hope, you can always make something like this…
This needs to be shared
Not the best, but it’s content
hehe I made a thing
Quetzacoatlus 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
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Chess is fucking boring, we should add new pieces
and I have suggestions!!!
Knight w/ Machine Gun. Can kill anything within a 3 square radius (no more of that 2-forward-1-to-the-side nosense)
Archer. normal rook but with a bow & a single arrow, can kill any one piece in its line of sight
Double Agent. one of your opponent's pieces has been turned; it will do your biding when the time comes
Landmine. You get to choose one square that blows up if your opponent lands on it
Nuclear Apocalypse. avoid certain defeat by just flipping over the entire fucking chessboard. just make it rain stupid fucking little wooden castles & horses & shit. tear the board in half with your teeth idgaf
As someone who plays and enjoys chess, I fucking hate this with a burning passion and anyone else I would yell at for this...thing. But since it's from gaud the worst I can do is cringe and reblog. I love chess. I have a passion for it if you will. But this made me so indescribably angry I had to write a reply. I don't do that all the time. But I can't belittle the horrifying creation that is this post because gaud posted it. I physically cannot be mad about this. It's balanced just the way it is! I'm on my fucking knees. I can't be mad at this atrocity that is this post. I leave Tumblr alone for a month and what the fuck
*walks over on my itty bitty cat feet & stares u in the eye as I slowly tip the board over the edge of the counter*
For my first year of game design class, we actually had to rewire chess into something unique. Long story short, don’t trust teenagers with the rule making of chess-
Hehe forest goblin go brrrr
Baby may eat the spaghetti messy, his mother may find it adorable, “how the fuck did he get a meatball on his head?” she’d say, but deep down inside I am disgusted, like I’m staring at gluttony manifested in that baby crib. Baby Spaghetti.
babies are cute no matter what you monster >:-(
I once saw a baby eat a cricket
When I was a wee one my mom drive a jeep that had one of those pre-2010 saggy car roofs. My mom witnessed me reach into that roof, take out some of the insulation, and eat it like cotton candy
Beginning to think this was just the average diet for an American baby
Please… no more
I didn’t eat anything crazy as a baby, but I did manage to fool everyone into thinking I still couldn’t walk for like, three extra months
Multi-saku is so bizarre.
One minute ill be seeing an unlikely saku ship and think "wtf that's a thing?? thats so weird" then proceed to cry over 100k-300k word fanfics abt them.
You love to see it.
You love to see this more. Can we have a hard border yet?
FUCK YEAH BABY
2020 is fucking wild so far.
I know I *just* posted this photo but I think it belongs here too
IT'S NOT YOUR BEACH IF IT'S IN OUR COUNTRY
You ever wanted to go to the beach so badly you tried to abolish Wales?
The entitlement is simply astonishing
gender is a performance and i’m an overenthusiastic extra who plays 11 different characters, and whose stupidly energetic line delivery makes me an audience fave and also widely despised by the rest of the cast
gender is a performance and you are booing me while i get yanked off the stage by a giant cane
gender is a performance and I’m the understudy who was not ready for the lead to die in a freak snowblower accident three hours before curtain
Gender is a performance and I wandered onto the set twenty minutes late and spilled my starbucks
Gender is a performance and I helped other people line read and now remember three parts that are not my own and only caught the error a minute ago.
Gender is a performance and I was too embarrassed to admit I didn’t understand the language the script was written in and I’ve been winging it the entire time.
Gender is a performance, the curtain’s just about to go up on the second act, and I’ve just realised that the part I memorised and rehearsed was not the part I was assigned.
Gender is a performance and I am winning.
Gender is a performance but my car broke down on the way to the show and rather than call a cab I just broke out the picnic blanket and am laying back, watching the stars from the roof rack.
Gender is a performance and I’m over the top, fabulous, sparkly and steal every scene I have on stage, but as soon as I’m back stage I start crying and doubting my performance and also my existence.
Gender is a performance, and I am part of the tech crew and was called into the stage last second not knowing what the fuck any of the lines are
And now, tiny me
Wear your masks 😡🔫
In the process of a new drawing, and I like how it’s coming! I think I’ll post my W.I.P. here and my finished ones on my Instagram. If you want it it’s the same as my url here, but you don’t have to