Insane Ramblings

pulled toward the future, chasing the past

[catchymemes]

[lityerses-di-midas]

[mysharona1987]

[owenthetokencishet]

I'm bored. Let's do some author slander

[owenthetokencishet]

[owenthetokencishet]

[last-to-the-orgy]

When Europeans discuss America:

[digital-magus]

As an American, it so SO FUCKING REFRESHING to hear our problems talked about like this. Hearing someone acknowledge how little fucking power the American people have in our system.

You can blame America as a whole for a LOT of things, and I'm not saying her citizens are blameless in that by any means, but we are very, VERY much victims in this equation as well.

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

we need a doctor that puts bumper stickers on the tardis

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

my vision

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

#imagine seeing a police box with a dozen different ACAB stickers on it

lily you understand me like no one else does.

[autisticchangeling]

[Image is a screencap of the Tardis in a grassy field. It has been edited with a sticker that says “This machine kills fascists”. End]

[madqueensarah]

If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.

[naviation-xx]

this is the purest-realist shit ever

[blumineck]

When one arrow isn't enough...

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

shoutout to @idkhowtomakeaname for spending nearly TWO HUNDRED FUCKING CANADIAN DOLLARS to commission a holy relic of the

BEANS

thank you for your patronage, Beanefactor

[depsidase]

[thatspectacularpigeon]

This is actually something I was thinking about is that rent can not exceed 1/3 of monthly minimum wage income.

So let's say state is on federal Minimum wage which is about 1100 a month so in that state no matter what rent on any place could not exceed 370 dollars.

Even if minimum wage was 15 dollars (about 2400 a month) max rent could be 800

So if landlord want more money they would have to fight bosses and state legislature to get it.

Like average Pennsylvania rent is 1400 and in this world if landlord wanted to charge that the would have to get minimum wage raised to 26 dollars an hour.

[patternsinnoise]

To bosses and landlords:

[sock-ness-monster]

One of my favorite things is how nearly every movie he's in there's a scene of Jackie Chan completely disregarding a gate

[mono-red-menace]

copper my beloved

[mono-red-menace]

rose gold, brass, bronze, what cant she do

[mono-red-menace]

beautiful base colour, beautiful patina, and it mixes to make beautiful alloys. 10/10 best metal.

[mono-red-menace]

she also makes up so much of your wiring, she’s a working gal too.

what CANT she do

[kirby-left-front-away-from-me]

Don’t forget about the most beautiful blue made by copper sulfate!!

[mono-red-menace]

my absolute FAVOURITE comments on this post are ones like this.

where they just add on something ELSE that copper does. it’s great.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

When you need to work in an atmosphere where a stray spark could cause an explosion, you switch out your steel tools for copper alloys since it conducts heat much better and thus won’t spark easy.

[swan2swan]

So when Tumblr user @mono-red-menace​ hypes up copper, it’s a 60k-note banger, but when I, Ea-nasir,

[catchymemes]

[crypticauthour]

Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk

[packder]

[roguetelemetry]

Tony Hawk IS Forrest Gump

[foone]

So I looked up why and how this happened, and it turns out Weird Al hired a company called Birdhouse Skateboards to provide some “skate/punk” extras for the video. Birdhouse Skateboards is a company started by Tony Hawk, so not only did Weird Al end up putting Tony Hawk in his video without realizing it, he actually hired Tony Hawk’s company without realizing it! And then Tony Hawk just decided to go along as one of the extras himself.

BTW, he’d already won like 40 contests already, some of them international skateboarding contests. So it’s not like Weird Al cast some unknown skateboarder who ended up becoming World Famous Skateboarder, he was already well known and was running his own Skateboarding company.

[cookingwithroxy]

Think of it this way. This wasn’t ‘Weird Al got Tony Hawk to be in his video’, this was ‘Tony Hawk found a way to be in a Weird Al Video.’

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The chance that Tony Hawk has infiltrated your location or piece of media is low

BUT NEVER ZERO.

[everythingfox]

Top tier massage

(via)

[only-tiktoks]

[annullo13]

Okay this is so unbelievably cute 😍

[wickedwonderlandd]

I want this so bad 😭

[nehirose]

holy shit this was so cute

[coughloop]

Oh also he's coping so fucking hard on the website that he scrubbed the video from because its so embarrassing and pretend8ng it doesn't exist like people aren't linking it directly under rthis reply lmao

[cryptotheism]

If you go to this post on Twitter, Elon Replyguys aren't even backing him up in the comments because this shit is so cringe. He is fighting for his life here.

[tamamita]

[ampervadasz]