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[arthrpendragn]

I think Warlock is the worst class in dnd/worst designed mechanically, its thematics are great and cool but I just have strong opinions on its mechanics. Friends who play dnd have seen my what amounts to a thesis if you count flooding a discord channel as one on this topic

[arthrpendragn]

A humorous more than serious addition to this post:

[hiveswap]

big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love

[hiveswap]

why are they doing this? because they loved someone so much it caused the plot to happen. Grief counts btw

[hiveswap]

ESPECIALLY a big fan of when this isn't enough to make them a good person

[fern-mage]

January commissions are open! 🐦‍⬛

If you're interested, please email me at [email protected] or send me a request through my vgen! (Things are getting a bit better, but my partner and I secretly need to make $350 by 1.8 just to pay rent this month)

Here of my terms of service for more important info

reblogs are greatly appreciated, thank you for looking :]

[greelin]

as one does

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

47 bubbles in my bath account

[gaylor-moon]

[grippy3000]

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

[grippy3000]

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

[pettyartist]

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

[nentuaby]

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

[vexwerewolf]

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

[koth-harvest-final]

hmm... i want to get to know this individual. i better lay a friendship egg

[aphrodite-gock]

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

[fern-mage]

commission for Astra_Pendragon :]

[abyssalaquarist00]

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[abyssalaquarist00]

03/10 UPDATE

my therapist worked with the finance team and my therapy bill was able to be reduced to $812 from $1200!

i am still working on reducing my debt, and i still have a ~$600 medical bill to pay. i currently have 4 slots open and i am still taking ko-fi requests.

thanks to the generosity of my friend and a follower, i was able to get it down just a smidge. i will be crediting them for their support on my next two original pieces. progress can be seen on my bsky!

thank you all again for folks who have supported me through ko-fi requests and commissions, i am grateful to have worked with you all.

i am not always able to promote myself because sometimes it's rough on my mental health, but i am almost always available to work.

if you are ever in doubt, just send me an email or fill out an order form to confirm.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[bluequillss]

silksong !! trying out a new artstyle (again) lmao

[paper-mario-wiki]

science fiction? sorry, do you mean fantasy nouveau?

[ukrainian-psycho]

I'm taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon

[sombersquid]

[dogpuppy]

[importantdogimages]

@importantdogimages

[kellydeal]

There’s a new litter of coyote pups hanging out in the Graceland cemetery in Chicago. They are learning how to coyote.

Sound on!

[tzikeh]

@copperbadge

[copperbadge]

I love Chicago's coyotes so much. The only time I've ever seen pups was in Graceland so I think some coyote mama must be coming back every year.

A few things I learned from my hyperfixation on Chicago's coyotes!

Chicago did not release coyotes into downtown as pest control decades ago, that's an urban myth, but the city does officially approve of and protect our colony of about 2,000 urban coyotes because they keep the rats and rabbits in check.

In Chicago as in most urban areas, coyotes are non-aggressive to humans and dogs generally; the two exceptions are in February during mating season and when there are pups nearby. If you see pups and no adult? Walk swiftly away. If you are walking your dog in a suburban or rural area during February, do not let it off leash.

"Coyote" attacks on humans in Chicago, particularly attacks on children, are invariably later found to have been off-leash dogs. If you are walking your dog in urban Chicago, unless you are in an enclosed dog park, do not let it off leash.

Studies of coyote spoor in Chicago and outlying suburbs indicate that coyotes mainly eat rodents and garbage, but are known to eat cats. If you aren't aware by now that your cats should be kept indoors or in controlled outdoor environments only, you must be very new to Tumblr.

In any dispute between human and coyote in Chicago I have come to the conclusion I should side with the coyote. Don't @ me, I have a more aggressive prey drive than they do.