shoot the egg to exclusive

bec(egg)/27/they/he/it/any please be at least 18 to follow me thanks i check (i won't be mad if you do i just reblog whatever i thinks funny most of the time)

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[luncheon-aspic]

??????

[chillyfeetsteak]

i can't get enough of this guy

[angelicguy]

There were paninis, crispanis, freshly baked breads, Jones sodas, spicy mustard packets which I ate liberally with chips,

[weissthirteen]

beta server stress test going on so we are now the beatles

[weissthirteen]

HELP

[orcboxer]

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

[lokaror]

we dont chaos kill that many people.

[orcboxer]

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

[benelopes]

constantine, 2005

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[ryebreadgf]

[jewfrogs]

recently saw this screenshot in the wild and lost my mind because i knew it wasnt supposed to say girl. its ladykins. its get off the cross ladykins. i know this because ladykins is not something my brain could make up and i remember ladykins. and i was sincerely wondering if someone put in the work to censor ladykins for some inscrutable purposes but then i looked it up and

turns out that actually rupaul made the same tweet twice with 1 word changed 8 months apart. he meditated on this for 8 months and 5 days and the word ladykins came to him. i initially thought he copy pasted the first tweet but i dont think thats true anymore i dont think he was operating with any memory of the first tweet i think these words were always in him and will always be. second tweet did way worse by the way. the people did not respond to ladykins

[kaijuyuri]

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

[kaijuyuri]

my proof

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

[encryptidarchivist]

ah,,, but they are such gentle beasts,,,

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

oh wow… how serene…

[bait-shop]

[klapollo]

various tv, film, and theater producers for the last 50 years smacking themselves in the forehead like fuuuuck how can we make it easy to understand why carrie is alienated from her peers and callously bullied at school WITHOUT making her a hideous fatass like in the book

[toskarin]

your 20s are about elves, your 30s are about continued meditations on the elf

[toskarin]

once you hit your 40s it's time to find an elf

[slorty]

Fuck I hate elves god damm it

[toskarin]

you've got 2 years left of that but then you have to make some changes

[hotvampireadjacent]

Good.

[lakemojave]

Reblog if you also hope that the Chinese people can eat delicious fruit

[theslowesthnery]

🥹🥹🥹

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