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bec(egg)/27/they/he/it/any please be at least 18 to follow me thanks i check (i won't be mad if you do i just reblog whatever i thinks funny most of the time)

[leonkennedysprostate]

ah yes my favourite pride flags! transsexual, lesbian, austria, bisexual, and germany!

[excitementshewrote]

[mousegirlheart]

[velvetys]

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

[duncebento]

maybe women are stronger than you think

[velvetys]

Sorry listening and learning here

[depsidase]

[ozempicofficial]

[depsidase]

[garaks-padded-cell]

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything

[thememedaddy]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Hey baby uwanna stick ur fingers in my cage

[thememedaddy]

[06-archive]

[inbabylontheywept]

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.

[cipher-fresh]

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

[femmebatman]

So many characters that should’ve been butch ….

[mevil]

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]