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tiktoksthataregood-ish

chilewithcarnage

ten-and-donna

the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me

pulling-aggro

a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before

michaxl

she wears short shorts i wear pant pants

falcoknight

pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

viiioca

i think my favorite ff14 narrative gimmick is that the savage raid unlocks are explicitly just the WOL having adhd daydreams about the cool shit they've done. the omega raids are even explicitly about cid trying to put on an ASMR tibetan meditation spotify playlist to calm them down but the WOL is unmedicated so it really only makes the problem worse

the-lord-of-the-things

the highly specific crossover absolutely no one asked for except me and maybe a half dozen other people

viejospellejos

What the duck?

humanbeanisnotamused

[Description: the video is captioned "Find the duck game", and we see several blindfolded women in hijabs groping around an enclosed ring while spectators look on, cheering and laughing . After a few seconds the camera pans so that you can see the duck, who is waddling around, casually yet resolutely resisting capture. Periodically the women collide with each other. They do not find the duck. End ID]

elvashayam

#it is a beautiful day in indonesia and you are a terrible duck

tags via @humanbeanisnotamused

hasufin

That duck is having the most fun of anyone present.

bobacupcake

✨ ffxiv job stones - casters✨

black mage - summoner - red mage - pictomancer - blue mage

mevil

offshoreoilrig

What jobs even exist

dusturbutt

Dark Knight, Gunbreaker, Viper, Dancer, Red Mage, Black Mage, Bard.... to name a few

johnny-depp-is-loved

what is this genre of photos called

edoro

In the fan favorite expansion of critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV, Shadowbringers, at one point you go to the DMV. Not a regular DMV either. It's a ghost DMV. It's the bittersweet memory of a long dead civilization's DMV crafted from the mind of the only surviving member of that civilization, who is apparently the kind of guy who takes great comfort in meticulously recreating the fucking DMV. And you have to wait in line, despite the fact that you and your companions are the only living beings there and everyone else is a ghost. At the ghost DMV. Because that's what you do at the DMV, obviously.

And the guy's dead wife is there. At the ghost DMV. The dead wife is a ghost and he's the ONLY ghost who knows he's a ghost. In the ghost DMV. You make friends with the guy's dead wife (while waiting in line) (at the ghost DMV) and he tells you that the lunatic immortal wizard who's making you defeat his seven evil bureaucratic processes while you die of magic cancer before you can even fight him directly is really just a silly sentimental fella.

Then in the next expansion you get to live through the dead wife flashbacks yourself. You get to meet the dead wife when he's alive in the past, outside of the DMV. And it turns out he works at the real DMV, in the past. And he has pink hair. And he and the past-self version of the insane immortal wizard (who sent you to the ghost DMV) pull off a sick prank to help you close the timeloop.

Later, you run into the dead wife's real ghost on the moon, which is actually a spaceship full of immortal bunnies.

Mate, you’ve got a chubby lizard on your dashboard

catchymemes

caterpilleee

I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.

melephsworld

I can't be the only one who thinks endo looks delicious?? This is my Operator and Drifter giving into temptation.

Terrible idea to eat it as it is probably what stores the rancid memories of the Orokin...but why does it look like forerro rocher! (My comparison under the cut)