[madrewrites]

[madrewrites]

[serious-punched-deactivated2022]

[justcatposts]

This kitten born and raised on a Turkish military base ‘marches’ with the soldiers! 

(Source)

[omghotmemes]

Neil Armsgone

[guerrillatech]

[thespeedycricket]

Painfully accurate

[guooey]

If it wasn’t for the existence of the shrimp pose, I think the croissant leap would be my favorite cat form

[guooey]

The ancient Greek clay water pitcher is another close contender..

[slutforwings]

i took 3 years of film classes and i still don't fucking understand how the camera obscura works. thats magic to me idc

[slutforwings]

this? sorcery. they should arrest this guy

[suazu]

[penandinkprincess]

oH MAN I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO SHARE

I FINALLY GOT TO USE THE ‘well i don’t trust the government’ AGAINST AN ANTI-MASKER THIS WEEKEND

i was buying wood at the camp ground and the store clerk pitched a bitch fit about not being able to understand me through the mask and then rolled her eyes and informed me we don’t have to wear those anymore bc the mandate’s already been lifted

AND THE LOOK ON HER FACE

WHEN I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE

AND SAID

“oh, well I don’t trust what the government says. I’d rather make up my own mind.”

UNO REVERSE MOTHERFUCKER

[obnoxiouslyobsessive]

ID: tweet from @ShotgunWife with text reading “just some ideas” followed by a meme image of a generic, black mask overlayed with the following text.

keeping wearing a mask because it’s fun…

use these lines when asked “why are you wearing that?”

“it’s a free country, I ain’t no sheep, no government gonna tell me when I can wear a mask, my body my choice, it’s for religious reasons, I’m just ugly fuck off.”

The last line of text in the image reads by “now it’s our turn”.

/End ID

[haru-n-harkel]

responded to a customer with a southern accent why I still wear one with “‘Cause I look like the wrong end of a dead donkey.” using the smallest bit of a twang in my voice, and he stopped, blinked a few times, and went “A'ight. fair ‘nuff.”, nodded, and then I helped him pick out a leaf blower while he self consciously put his hand over his mouth.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

[ID: Post by @greelin “like I’m ever going to let some absolute godless pervert see the bottom half of my face again. in a TARGET, no less”]

[thesundanceghost]

Nothing I’ve read has changed me more than “you do people a favor by accepting their help” like I repeat this constantly to so many people because it’s true!!! People like to feel useful, they like to feel kind, they like to feel like they have an ability to impact people’s lives so just let them!! Not everything is a thing to be owed back — accept people’s kindness without making a competition out of it

[beardedmrbean]

[stability]

[o-kurwa]

[quasi-normalcy]

Anyways, my increasingly unpopular take in this day and age is that no one is entitled to know anything about an author's personal life. They put their stories out there for you to judge, they didn't put *themselves* out there. And expecting queer people to out themselves before you decide whether or not they deserve harassment is just fucking heinous.

[quasi-normalcy]

The private life as eroded so steeply in the online age that there's no longer even a cultural expectation of it. Indeed, people have elevated the curtailment of privacy to a virtue, and not only is that disgusting, it is all but GUARANTEED to come back and bite those of us with marginalized social identities on the ass in the next few years. Stop it! Resist the Facebookization of culture!

[funny-tik-toks]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

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[bonediggercharleston]

That things has more energy density than uranium