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[kaban-bang]

Mandela effect

[kaban-bang]

[the-post-crow]

[nonetoon]

Will websites implode on themselves if they don’t move the buttons around every month or what

[iscairot]

i think the hardest i’ve ever been owned was when my boyfriend and i were talking about our favorite feelings/sensations and he was like “my top 9 out of 10 feelings are sex with you” and i was like “aw baby🥺🥺🥺. what’s the tenth one??” and he didn’t hesitate even a little before saying “sex with your mom”

[human-pet-they]

i could go for that right now actually

[shadyfennec]

whenever i google something and the "Your Search Returned 0 (Zero) Results You Idiot" yeti appears, I go into the inspect element HTML tree and delete their limbs one by one

[shadyfennec]

die you stupid bitch

[woodrider]

"idk how tumblr works" it doesn't. hope this helps 🙏

[theehorsepusssy]

[papayajuan2019]

midwife? don't say that. a wife could never be that.

[vamptits]

practicing radical acceptance about the fact that I'm always gonna be weird and awkward and a little difficult to be around. it's okayyyy to be weird as hell

[popfishjr]

Hilson brainmelt

[geeses]

from the bottom of my heart, i am tired of everyone trying to sell me something

[biocrafthero]

diagram of using social media

[ovur]

*hides benign thing I was looking at on the computer when someone enters the room as if it were something nefarious or inappropriate*

[mizukibull]

I didn't find a house version of the meme in 15mins so i made my own in an hour.

[intercoursewiththevampire]

[irlplasticlamb]

everybody d/lies.

prints + merch + dm for commission info

[biocrafthero]

diagram of using social media