anyways

[k-eke]

They bounce! 🧡💚💙

[homunculus-argument]

Driving a car is like microdosing zombie apocalypse. Whenever you see something human-shaped walking around, you have to keep an eye on it because sometimes it's a survivor who has made it this far by being sharp enough to anticipate potential risks and know how to stay out of harm's way, and sometimes it's a two-legged walking lump of meat with zero concept of self-preservation.

[homunculus-argument]

The entire range of human skin tones varies from so pale white that it's almost kind of blue, to so deep black that it's almost kind of blue, and I think that's beautiful. Do you love the colour of the guy.

[pocketss]

smile, dog!

[jewishbarbies]

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

[jewishbarbies]

take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god

[anathemaegg]

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

[jewishbarbies]

[jewishbarbies]

every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle

[bat-anon]

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

[digby-official]

curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees

[ariaste]

relay racing is "here, you take this leek"

[pocketss]

ouuh brother

[glassshine]

yo bro do the thing

[bogleech]

Wait WHAT?? Our heart is mostly a flat strap of muscle curled up in a knot?? It can be unrolled and straightened out!!????

[bogleech]

https://medimagery.com/untying-the-knot-your-heart-is-actually-a-spiral/

NO

DOMT YOU DARE!!!

Phew that was cl

GOD DAMN IT

[girlwhoisgoingtobeokay]

the conditions dont have to be perfect to live a good life

[canisalbus]

✦ Lastborn ✦

[canisalbus]

[thedreamthieves]

obsessed w this comment actually. exactly.

[rattling-bag-of-bones]

My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

[mandalhoerian-deactivated202510]

my lord i think we're lost

[depresseddepot]

my lord????

[voltaspistol]

[tralfaz21xx]

Missouri shares it's two major cities with neighboring states because Missouri loves company.

[ari-nemera]

[reslake]

I've always thought Margarita would be a beautiful name for a little girl

[reslake]

And her beautiful sister Cosmopolitan

[whats-a-bear]

naming my daughter Rum &

hold on post canceled why the fuck did my keyboard recommend this emoji to me

[effemimaniac]

Rum & The Eyeless One

[making-friendos]

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

[hobohobgoblim]

Four puppies cuddling. Pompey, 1 century CE.

[flmuseumgirl30]

We have always been human.

[sioltach]

[heycollage]

@onenicebugperday

[jeanjauthor]

"My deity has been spending much more time with me... He has given me food, water, shelter, things to chase and things to bite, a paradise to explore and be safe within... I sense my time is drawing near, and I am comforted by the presence of my deity. They sense my end is drawing near, and they show me how they, too, bite into their prey. Together, we share a holy meal of understanding, between my small self, and their colossal, incomprehensible, mostly unknowable existence.

"Perhaps we aren't all that different from the gods...and as my life draws to a close, I find that thought comforting.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"Mmm bug. Hey the floor is more papery today and the walls are gone. But more important, mmm bug."