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Gavin - 30 they/them - Queer - Honestly all I reblog at this point is Katie McGrath, Supercorp, and lots of other gay stuff.

[just-positive-thingys]

If no one has told you today:

🌻 I’m so proud of you

🌻 Just concentrate on your breathing, it will be okay

🌻 You deserve happiness

🌻 You are not your mental illness

🌻 You deserve to recover

🌻 I’m super proud of you

🌻 I love you

🌻 If I could, I would hug each and every one of you

🌻 Please eat something today and make sure to drink some water. If you are tired, take a nap

🌻 Please look after yourself

🌻 You deserve love

[mothsshoes]

young raeda on a date to distract from your s2 finale nerves

[marisatomay]

like all lapsed catholics i don’t actually believe in hell unless it’s for comedic purposes

[marisatomay]

that’s right

[writing-prompt-s]

Many young wizards have taken to transmuting swans into humans and marrying them. One day, you are lucky enough to find a swan in the wild, and without hesitating, you turn it into a beautiful lady. Unfortunately, that ‘swan’, was a goose. You have just given a goose a human form.

[ramshacklefey]

After I explained the mistake, she laughed uproariously.

“You’re damn lucky I’m not a swan!” she said, wiping tears from her eyes. “They get by on their reputation for being pretty and graceful, but buddy, a swan ain’t nothing but a bigger, meaner goose. What do you all want swan wives for anyway?”

I opened my mouth and then shut it again. Honestly, I hadn’t actually stopped to think about that much. It had become a mark of status, having a demure, graceful woman following on your arm, always dressed in white and gazing soulfully about.

“They all seem very nice,” I said finally.

She pursed her lips thoughtfully as she finished pulling on the robes I’d brought with me. “Then there’s something else going on,” she said. “I’ve met my share of swans and not a one of them would put up with that shit. Are you sure they were swans to begin with?”

“Well, no, now that you mention it. I mean, everyone says that’s what they are, but I’ve never actually seen anyone else do it.”

“Do they talk? Act like humans? Do they seem intelligent?”

“Well, they are humans, so I suppose they must be, right?” This conversation was not going the way I had expected it to.

“Hah! Fat chance. Transmutation is just changing the shape of a thing. You turn a swan into a human and all you’ve done is put a swan mind in a human-shaped box. Wouldn’t do a wizard much good to be able to turn into a wolf or whatever if they suddenly only had a wolf’s brain to work with, would it?”

“So, you’re saying that if those women were swans originally, they’d still act like swans?”

“Hoo boy yeah,” she said. “Absolutely. Hissing, biting people, trying to build nests, shitting everywhere. The works.”

“Wait, but what about you?” I asked, desperately trying to get the conversation back on track. “You seem like a human, but you were a goose ten minutes ago.”

She grinned wickedly at me.

“I was shaped like a goose ten minutes ago,” she said. “And I appreciate the makeover. But I wasn’t a goose to begin with. Now come on. There’s something hella creepy going on around here, and we’re gonna figure out what.”

She started walking back up the path towards town.

“Wait!” I shouted, hurrying after her, “If you weren’t a goose, then what are you? And what’s your name?”

“You can call me Gwydd,” she said. “And as for what I am, it’s a long story. I’ll tell you some day. But first, you’re going to tell me everything you know about these swan ladies.”

[ekingston]

First comes love...

[blobbynfriends]

Another hair story. Stay strong y'all 💪😅

[chickenfarmersan]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via RyanAbe)

[lucydacusgirl]

*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*

[basic-bamboo]

*says 'I'm so fucking sick of this pandemic shit' in a distinctly anti-capitalist 'break the patents on all the vaccines' way*

[scriptoffire]

[buckingfaseball]

here's the story. i know expressvpn has been recommended in some 🏴‍☠️ how-to posts but it is not trustworthy. the parent company, kape technologies, not only used to distribute malate but has ties to multiple state surveillance agencies. and be careful where you look for info about good vpns, because kape technologies owns a bunch of "vpn review" sites too

[hiddensandtrap]

In case anyone can’t read the article for whatever reasons, the VPNs acquired are:

ExpressVPN

Private Internet Access

Zenmate

CyberGhost

And the VPN review sites they purchased are:

vpnMentor

Wizcase

So if you use any of those, time to look for other options.

[scarletwidow23]

Yelena: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Kate: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Yelena: That one. I want that one.

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[2uselemon]

⚠️flash warning⚠️

dolores just wants to sleep

[mcu]

Kate: I’d have been dead. Yelena: Yeah :P

[coffeeshib]

Kidnapper: "We have your wife!" Kara: "Im not not married, send me a pic." Kidnapper: "We tried but she keeps holding up middle fingers and..." Kara: "Oh my gosh! Lena!"

"stop with the middle fingers, if you just let me take a normal picture to send to your wife—"

"no. one, she's not my wife. yet. two, she doesn’t need a picture to find me & three, again, fuck you. do you have any idea how many kidnap/assassination attempts i've lived through? you don't scare me."