Artemis Cruz

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[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 16

[lovertm]

orangesnackcake

[akiastar24]

1 brick big

[gumi-megpoidd]

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

[gumi-megpoidd]

No need I think

[maxi-is-not-well]

​I see this one going places

[gumi-megpoidd]

Yeah. The bathroom

[im-a-vertebrate]

ah but which bathroom

[gumi-megpoidd]

the one with the shortest line did you not read the post

[quote-bomber]

First ever recorded snowball fight (1897)

Happy Holidays And Merry Christmas To All!

[solarmama-plantsareneat]

Colorized!

Guy On Bicycle gets so smeared he leaves his hat behind to escape!

All Victorian ADULTS. Awesome.

[atlinmerrick]

I love this so much. Someone slowed it down so it's not the old-fashioned herky-jerky of old films, now someone colorized it…the past feels like the present because, well, people. Lookit them having fun! *beams at everyone*

[sbeep]

I quite fancy doing Huevember this year so i modified it into 10 instead of 30

[in-a-mellow-tone]

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

[in-a-mellow-tone]

[in-a-mellow-tone]

How high was I last night?

How much lamb stew did I want to make??

1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????

[beemovieerotica]

>960 cups beef broth >2 bay leaves

the unfathomable power of bay leaf

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

[gallusrostromegalus]

I have a leg of lamb in the fridge and am willing to guess what those measurements are supposed to be.

[moss-sprout]

I'm starting a collection

[heroes-wear-green]

and another

[wastetheday]

“ICEBERG , ICEBERG!”

[bluenorthernlights-blog]

i’m so done

[mindylahiris]

lettuce have a moment of silence in remembrance of the titanic

[daily-weasel]

[mammalidentifier]

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

[professorsparklepants]

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

[feminist-space]

[daily-weasel]

[mammalidentifier]

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

[professorsparklepants]

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

[feminist-space]

[titkoks]

[princess--bongwater]

[schrodingers-anarchist]

Congrats buddy, that's the worst anyone'd ever done it?

[charlesoberonn]

Avatar AU where Aang wakes up like 3 days before Sozin's Comet returns and he has to speedrun the entire series.

[charlesoberonn]

The south pole and north pole exist on the same map file so if you break out of bound you can get from one to the other without having to travel the world.

[charlesoberonn]

Zuko's redemption stat and hair stat are tied to the same variable, so if you put the right wig on him he becomes automatically redeemed.

[charlesoberonn]

Toph's Earthbending allows for ample sequence breaks. If you create a ramp next to the Ba Sing Se wall you could launch yourself straight into the season 2 finale.

[charlesoberonn]

Unfortunately you have to complete Bato of the Water Tribe because otherwise June won't appear in the finale, softlocking from you beating the Fire Nation.

[charlesoberonn]

[spacewheredreamslie]

It's not actually necessary; but everyone always stops at the southern air temple to pick up Momo. It's become a tradition, where the speed runs are automatically invalidated if you didn't get him.

[charlesoberonn]

If I see you doing a Momoless run I’m unsubscribing.

[kriss-watches-stuff]

Look it's called Any%. Momo% is it's own sub category, which is just how fast you can get Momo, and FullMomo% is Any% but you have to pick up Momo AND do all of the mini-game sections with him.

[charlesoberonn]

Momo% runs in 2005: Using the infinite glider glitch to fly straight to the southern air temple

Momo% runs in 2024: Modulating Sokka's SPM (sexism per minute) rate to manipulate the RNG for a favorable spawn in the underground Momo matrix

[choking-on-ice]

the speed at which i booted up my computer to make this was wild

[memequeen-official]

[difty-dift]

[genericalosers]

[lizbukchoy]

[sophisticatedoyster]

[stony-lisa-deactivated20240728]

Lord of the rings

I present to you: this blessed group.

[trashofreylo]

ARROW CAPACITY KILLED ME

[maskydoo-old]

[lonelyslutavatar]

my mind will always drift back to this room

[lonelyslutavatar]

you fucking bet I'm making pov art

[lonelyslutavatar]

Dialogue options:

"Idiot. Why are you wearing glasses while sleeping?" *coolly takes glasses off*

"Martin. I need that follow-up on the--" *trips and lands face first on thighs*

"........." *staring at his cleavage while doing grabby motions with hands*

Voting ended onMay 21, 2024

[lonelyslutavatar]

fuck it this is enough

[lonelyslutavatar]

Dialogue options:

"Stupid Martin. Can't you see I'm busy here?" *bury face deeper into thighs*

"Ah, sorry about that Marti--" *trip and lands on boobs*

"snoooork mimimimimimimi" *pretend to sleep*

Voting ended onMay 21, 2024

[officialqueer]

This photo of my brother's cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.

[officialqueer]

He just wants to be included!!

(He's got an Insta btw).

[krawdad]

[officialqueer]

This is so funny, please never spread it because my mother will kill me.

[hjartasalt]

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

[hjartasalt]

Chat where did I go wrong

[nuka-rockit]

the reviews are in