Am I smart? no. Am I funny? also no

26 / M / UK Superyacht Cadet and general Salty Seaman

[anphivenas]

[kosmonin]

[dragongirlvenom]

absolutely legendary fucking poster holy shit

[blemgoid]

i got assigned a grey alien pen pal and all I send him are polaroids of me grabbing my nuts &flipping the bird

[pjackk]

ive got a job as tumbr junk isnpector send me wat you have

[gunsandfireandshit]

[pjackk]

i will never experience this beuty

[trigonognathus]

don't lie pjackk

[pjackk]

Im trying to be a new me i did lots of horible things back then i was blackout in the pic u attached its one of mylowest monents i was a peice of shit and it hurts so bad to think about but now i got a new man in my life to set me steaight and His name is God 🙏 amwn

[tabloidsores]

YouTube clickbait thumbnail about "The rise and fall of Hsu Hao, Tumblr's most TRAGIC blogger"

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

When did i rise

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[thememedaddy]

[blasesaint]

[crazy-brazilian]

[femmenietzsche]

Look when I bet $100 on Kalshi that you "weren't gonna make it" I was merely hedging against how sad I would be in that case. If anything it's a sign of how much I care

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[markovchaingang]

kier starmer is the PM equivalent of the guy in the mobile game ads who keeps sending his +56 army through the x2 gate instead of the +250 gate

[dogpuppy]

[rslashrats]

[depsidase]

[bourtange]

republicans: homeless people should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

democrats: persons experiencing houselessness should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

[txttletale]

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

[moldavite]

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.