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hobbithorsewhat

jorvikrangers

i am SCREECHING the old SSO quests have some real gems holy crap

feliciawolfpaw

A community for everyone.

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

teaboot

And I would’ve fuckin gotten away with this, too

howaboutanothercupofcoffee

What… are you doing…

clickercake

HIS BEST

mirandashadowborn

It’s April Fools 2020.

Star Stable announces that they’ve made some changes to the Forgotten Fields

We all rush out there come April 1st only to find…

Nothin but some new Rock formations

detectiveshipwreck

What would even happen to you?

kaiokentimesben

somebody mod this into portal and let the physics engine work it out.

rynnay

The implications are terrifying.

taciturnaberration

Good news! I have the solution.

PORTALS CAN’T MOVE.

If you place a portal on a surface, and then that surface moves, the portal immediately closes. A good example of this is one of the last test chambers in the first game. There is a surface that, upon a button press, is tilted upwards at an angle. If you place a portal there and THEN hit the button, the portal disappears.

The ONE, SINGULAR EXCEPTION to this has been in Portal 2 when you are deactivating the neurotoxin generator. But it is fair to assume in all other cases a portal would not be allowed to move.

I will grant you that it may just be the limitations of it Being a Video Game. But there is no more concrete evidence to suggest they could move in reality than there is to suggest they couldn’t.

theabyssalmeme

However, just for funsies, someone did in fact pull this off in-game to let he physics engine figure it out and the results are…

Well, it’s something.

theinfiknight

Holy shit

longsolstice

Realistically if it were the case this could happen and it did the space you occupy would be infinitely compressed into itself and you’d either form a mini black hole or would split your own atoms, Either way, this does not turn out well for your general continued existence.

incorrectsso

Alex, looking at Anne: Wow, she’s beautiful.

Fripp: Don’t feel that way, Alex. You’re beautiful too.

Alex:

Alex: I’m not jealous, Fripp. I’m gay.

saywhat-politics

“I find it revealing when people mock where I came from…” - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

incorrectsso

Ydris: I’m seeing something in my crystal ball about the near future… It’s an open palm. Exciting, those have many meanings-

MC: *Slaps ydris in the face* why do you continue to assume you can talk to me.

jorvik

let people have their own opinions

he’s a game character. whether or not someone wants to bone ydris shouldnt be important. people are allowed to like/dislike him, you just have to be respectful of other people’s opinions. i personally dislike ydris but i don’t “attack” players that do. im allowed to hate him and you’re allowed to love him that’s perfectly okay.

the fact that this is even something people have to speak out about is ridiculous. if you’re seriously getting upset about someone not liking/loving a video game character maybe you shouldnt be on social media. reacting like this isn’t acceptable.

incorrectsso

Lisa: Stop telling people I’m a hazard to society!

Linda: One time you said you don’t have a smoke alarm, you’ve just put popcorn kernels in every room of your apartment so if you ever wake up smelling popcorn, you’ll know to get out.

Lisa: It’s a foolproof plan and I stand by it.