In N Out Specialist

[catsofinstagram]

[lperezidente]

He makin biscuits

[nevaehtyler]

he thicc

[nixostorme]

Bode

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[mutablerising]

[10083348-deactivated20150720]

delete this immediately 

[as1anprodigy]

@h4zzuh

[pikarar]

[dalishpariah]

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

[mintzy]

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

[lolcuteanimals]

[lymphonodge]

TINY DOLPH

[williamcarloswednesday]

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

[gothcostco]

not to be too millennial but

no money

[sitdownrestaurant]

Really what’s the difference between the trumps and the delightful kids from down the lane

[snout]

hey everybody who’s in high school rn, in less than ten years its literally going to feel like a bad dream. like its not gonna feel even vaguely real. hang in there

[niqabisinparis]

not even ten years. like 3 days after graduation

[peta2]

Do you?

[vilebeggar-deactivated20170618]

i think the top one is a cat and the bottom one is a pig

[untublurdeestos]

[itsagifnotagif]

Dogs just make me cry

[unflatteringcatselfies]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

It’s so weird to think how five years ago Despicable Me started out as a passable but enjoyable movie about a super-villain raising three little girls but has literally devolved into nothing but an unforgiving minions franchise

[thebootydiaries]

this is why i blocked my brother on facebook

[mariopowertennis]

This is one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever read like what an absolute goon and a half

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

Imagine that your president knows less than the dumbest person at your gym.

[babyanimalgifs]