some things aren’t bound to happen.

ozy / any pronouns / ask to tag or to take a post down ?

[2unlimited]

[dehorsjuin]

they’re publicly executing me tomorrow for desiring a little attention

[rottingfacade]

i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me

[rottingfacade]

[asbestosluvr]

i woke up at 6 AM today to make this

[sitstaystoned]

it's called duckweed. one hit and you'll be lining up behind mom

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[divorce-enjoyer]

me: i should get to put my coworker in a saw trap where he has to jump through hoops or risk getting his penis bitten off by piranhas

the humble mutual: ❤️

[aroace-polyshow]

truly nothing funnier than having an archive of when you first started getting into a media that has since consumed your entire life

[aroace-polyshow]

you see an old post of yours thats dated like a month after you got introduced to Media and it says like “huh im kinda liking Blorbo Bingus? but he’s not really my favorite. he seems sillyyy though he’s neat i’m sure he’s nice :)” and you just

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[fairycosmos]

word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded

[luciacaminoz]

i know the prevalent fan fav vtmb divas have always seemed to be malkavian and tremere but imo no one was doing chic like ms ventrue

[alexloldog]

TOM and GREG in: DR STRANGELOVE OR: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[despairoftheendless]

Penguin is at best a socially apolitical fiscal Republican and at worst he's tweeting shit like "your body my choice" and immediately getting his IP address leaked and swatted by Barbara

Poison Ivy is obviously black bloc antifa

Catwoman is a materialist and a feminist independent

Harley Quinn is a liberal white woman with a racist boyfriend

Joker is black pilled but silly about it

Riddler is an atheist podcaster

Two Face is a radical centrist and votes for whoever the coin tells him too

Scarface is a single issue voter against gun control

Clayface is a queer rights grassroots organizer

Bane is a male feminist

Killer Croc is an off the grid type he doesn't like living anywhere close to medical care

Mr Freeze is a single issue voter against climate change

Mad Hatter is a monarchist and an incel

Scarecrow is a gay conservative

Killer Moth is a libertarian

Man Bat is a PETA sympathizer

Hugo Strange is an authoritarian

Solomon Grundy is a flat earther

Professor Pyg is an Alex Jones conspiracy theorist type

Lock Up is maga obviously and he was at Jan 6th

[vertyd]

First day in Big MT I hope nothing goes wrong

[saucefunk]

this is gonna be a good day

[malkavian-fever-dream]

Where to?