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Phil: WAIT IS RICE KRISPY THE POP CORN OF LIFE

Dan: i'm so glad you had this epiphany

Phil: omGgggGGg

#omg #pop corn #rice krispies #rice krispy treats #dan #Phil #dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester #danisnotonfire #amazingphil

Hammy

-Jefferson probably at some point

#Hamilton #alexander hamilton #hamilton au #hamilton an american musical #Hamilton pun #hamiltrash #thomas jefferson #Jefferson #daveed diggs #hamilsquad

Me: ya know why burr was slow to anger

Friend: why

Me: because you have to wait for it

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: i don't want to be friends anymore.

#Hamilton #alexander hamilton #hamilton an american musical #aaron burr #aaron burr sir #wait for it #your obedient servant #puns #same hamilton #hamilton puns #haha #sorry not sorry #I don't want to be friends anymore

hamilton still leaves me shook every time i listen to the full soundtrack and let the whole thing play out in my head (pun v much interned)

#Hamilton #alexander hamilton #lin manuel miranda #hamilton an american musical #Hamilton soundtrack #musical #broadway #Broadway musical #lams

How It Actually Happened #52

Phillip: whoOOAAAA DON'T YOU TEST ME NO

Phillip: JUST BECAUSE I PLAY THE PIANO

Phillip: DOESN'T MEAN I.

Phillip: aM NOT WILLING TO TAKE YOU DOWN.

Hamilton: hold my hand?

Jefferson: don't hold something you can't afford.

literablogme

The personification of a Cinnamon Roll

Burr: I have an idea

Hamilton: your mother would be proud.

#hamilton #burr #alexander hamilton #aaron burr #your mother would be proud #sass #such sass #damn #shots fired #toasted

youmecollinsandmaureen

The Signs As: Funny Hamilton Lyrics

Aries: “I am a poet, I wrote this poem just to show it”

Taurus: “These Are Wise Words, Enterprising Men Quote ‘Em. Don’t Act Surprised, You Guys, ‘Cuz I Wrote ‘Em!”

Gemini: 'onarchy? 'Onarchy? How you say, how you say- ANARCHY!!

Cancer: literally just all of Samuel Seabury’s song

Leo: WERK

Virgo: “previously closed, bros”

Libra: the *chick a pow* in what’d I miss

Scorpio: the “heys” before helpless

Sagittarius: “peach fuzz, can’t even grow it”

Capricorn: “Uh… do whatever you want”

Aquarius: Hamilton’s “hey” in Say No To This

Pisces: “…awesome!! wooow”

purelintrash

6 Word Stories (First Act)

Burr: It always should have been me.

Eliza: Please, just save my husband's legacy.

Angelica: I could have been more satisfied.

Hercules Mulligan: Yo, pants are really cool right!!1!

Laurens: I will die freeing all slaves.

Lafayette: I'm French, and I hate George III.

Hamilton: FIGHT FIGHT SHUT UP BURR FIGHT

#6 word story #alexander hamilton #first act #burr #aaron burr #Eliza #eliza hamilton #Angelica #angelica schuyler #Hercules mulligan #john laurens #marquis de lafayette #shut up burr

Alexander Hamilton was a walking subtweet

#rt if u agree #rb if u agree #subtweet #alexander hamilton #lin manuel miranda #same #me too Hamilton #a ham

Burr: how does a bastard orphan, son of a whore and Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean, by providence impoverished in squalor, grow up to be a hero and father?

Hamilton: well-

Burr: NOBODY ASKED YOU.

#burr #aaron burr sir #aaron burr #hamilton #alexander hamilton #main theme #nobody asked you #heck #poor burr #lin manuel miranda

Hamilton: hey Burr

Burr: Yes?

Hamilton: come here

Burr: okay

Hamilton: closer

Burr: *steps in front of Hamilton*

Hamilton: *leans in to whisper*

Hamilton: THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS IS ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T FRICKEN WAIT FOR EVERYTHING TO JUST HAPPEN.

#Hamilton #alexander hamilton #aaron burr #aaron burr sir #lmao #same Hamilton #shouting meme #me too #the room where it happens #lin manuel miranda

druid-for-hire

my name is philip i am a poet i cant believe but our father took our name and broke it

(he found the pamphlet.)

midnigtartist

When she comes back from London but she’s says she’s not here for you

queenidinamenzel

I’m ready for Hamiltine’s Day.

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