Oddly and Unexpectedly Horrifying

Sadistic Baby Jim-sama Kawaii Kowai

[asexyvirgin]

Oddly and Unexpectedly Horrifying turned 10 today!

[bipeterparker]

@staff tell me what’s explicit about this picture

[yocalio]

“female-presenting nipples”

[ravennafey]

spooky librarian

redbubble

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

crucifix sims 2 mod......

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

he died for our Sims……

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

incidentally this same modder made a street sign object that says exactly that

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

well it seems ive been out done by a sims 2 modder and a decade ago at that. better dig a hole and jump in

[hostilemuppet]

[dailyarturia]

[otherwindow]

I love that literally nobody is excited about Blizzard hinting that the next Hero is a fucking monkey.

[otherwindow]

A monkey has the potential to be a playable Overwatch Hero but Zenyatta still has no lore.

[otherwindow]

If the next Overwatch hero is a monkey Jeff will be directly responsible for WinstonHammond porn

Everybody if Hammond becomes a playable character

[martinolsson]

[funnypages]

Deadpool and Spiderman: Heartmates.

[spaghettibastard]

I did not appreciate DS9 when i first watched it but ive changed my opinion recently after a revisiting. 

Cardassian, Vorta, and Jem’Hadar redesigns are all concocted by the necro-fiend @witnesstheabsurd

[witnesstheabsurd]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD i can’t tell you how satisfying this is to read… reposting the designs I did here for reference but this is just unbelievable

[sathinfection]

contemporary roman writers slutshamed julius caesar that’s your ides of march fact for today

what an absolute unit ol’ iulius was

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

how could you write this and not say WHY he was getting slutshamed

julius ‘husband to all wives and wife to all husbands’ caesar was a thirsty, thirsty bottom

[sathinfection]

suetonius: i heard that caesar was a big slut and also he liked buttsex and oral

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

cicero, to the gathered senate: CAESAR TAKES IT UP THE ASS

for historical context, cicero publicly called out jc for bottoming for king nicomedes of bithynia. they first met when caesar was 20, the king was at least twice his age. i am not saying sugar daddy but sugar daddy. the sex was so good that when nicomedes died he left his entire kingdom to rome, i am not making this up this is  t r u e

[langernameohnebedeutung]

listen it’s one thing to slut shame Caesar, but Cicero went around speculating in public about Caesar and the king doing it on a “golden couch arrayed in purple” where “the virginity of the one sprung from Venus was lost in Bithynia” so I don’t think good old Iulius is the only one who’s got to ask himself some serious questions here.

[casanova-lives]

Julius Caesar was stabbed for being a bottom, please share for bottom’s rights

[dykerory]

fun fact- there was a popular song/chant his soldiers would sing so where ever they marched they could announce it to the whole world

[silver-tongues-blog]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2062 slutty years

[zebrafeets-art]

*edgy dad hands*

[megaceros]

Shiba and munchkin back from the groceries

[althea-althea]

While you were being a heterosexual I was studied the blade

[mighty-morphin-theatre-nerd-dea]

This is everything

[laaylic]

Mood