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Ash | they/them Meme me up, Scotty Ravenclaw | English major | Queer af

[elasticitymudflap]

karen flirts with the cash register and mr.krabs begs her not to fuck his wife

[ethereallygay]

Is Mr. Krabs gay or is Karen

[ash-is-trash-tho]

Karen: gay icon

[assignedfaggatbirth]

[post--grad]

i am absolutely dragging myself through grading my last 6 papers, it is 9:30pm, and one of my favorite students has just used the phrase “Satan and his Gucci gang” in his milton essay

[post--grad]

[11rooks]

Give Hector an A

[hellodepressionprincesses]

tasia.m.s

http://tasiams.tumblr.com/ - tumblr

https://www.instagram.com/tasia.m.s/ - instagram

[ash-is-trash-tho]

Ok but pearl garnet and amethyst are low key hot tho

[pascalation]

marvel dudebros: girls only watch marvel movies for the hot shirtless men

why girls acually watch marvel movies:

[ash-is-trash-tho]

Ok but like why is this true

[imp]

growing up gay is like. Emotional Turmoil Made Viewable To High School English Teacher

[80swonderqueen]

Me trying to figure out if the girl I’m talking to is gay:

[s-gellar]

[mishasminions]

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

[misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

[lastseasonsloser-deactivated201]

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

[illogical-bullshit]

And she will be a completely different woman, but that’s alright.

Most folks with this guy’s mindset will go far in life. 

[cartoongoblin]

I’m still proud of the fact that a couple of years ago, I tweeted to Sarah Michelle Gellar and asked if Stern had paid up on his bet. To my great surprise, she actually replied and said he hadn’t and he owed them money. 😂😂

[esmeybe]

things some girls do that are cute

-scrunch up their nose when they smile/laugh

-long hair: put in ponytails. bonus if the ponytail bounces

-curly hair: just cute no matter what ?? 

-short hair: b e d h e a d

-running a hand through their hair absentmindedly when they’re thinking

-also having short hair but it’s kind of grown out past its shape so their hairs just really floppy

-wear clothes that are too big and the sleeves go over their hands

-flannel shirts

- b l u s h i n g

-get really excited about things they like and their whole face lights up when you mention it

-being happy

-love their pets a lot

-squint when doing makeup like it’s the most complicated thing ever because tbh it is

-sing/hum under their breath thinking no one can hear

-love their friends a lot

- ;) 

girls are such a blessing oh my g o d

[theoreticalpermaculture]

[bpdpoc]

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

[genderfriends]

[positivelyenby]

🦇🦇

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

the beatles wish. they fucking WISH they had half as much cultural significance as my chemical romance

[jessafer94]

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

[strangersea]

your work is appreciated

[trainsforbrains]

op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry

[scarlet--raven-deactivated20230]

It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rosebramblewolf]

humans: awwww the kitty loves the tree look the magic of xmas touches everyone

cat: im gonna eat it

[lesbiansassemble]

my homophobic grandma just ranted about how there isn’t a single gay person with a good fashion sense, and then proceeded to tell me, a lesbian, that everyone ought to dress like me

[edensmidian]

[klubbhead]

I hate English

[mornington-the-crescent]

English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

[klubbhead]

Fuck you