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Ash (They/Them.) Place to post about my ocs lol. Mostly reblogs.

[ash-oc-posting]

God okay I NEED to post character spoilers they need to go somewhere lol.

Filter #ewanspoilers #jospoilers or #finnspoilers if you don’t want spoilers for the character lol.

I am free.

[anthropoetics]

kinder than man, althea davis

[papayajuan2019]

hmm it seems i have started bandaging wounds that aren't even formed yet

[doeberman-deactivated20210530]

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

[toskarin]

you know, I've been thinking, after this trail of carnage, I might just hang my sword up. just gotta slay these last few villains and I'll have evil solved, and there will be a place for me in this peaceful world I've created. with the sword.

[the-uncanny-dag]

[byjove]

The funniest part of A New Hope is that Luke Skywalker is a 19 year old who has not locked in yet and plays with toys and sleeps in his childhood bedroom at his aunt and uncle’s house and Leia Organa is a 19 year old with a mission to save the galaxy from fascism. Luke has never left his hometown, Leia just watched her planet be blown up. He’s peeved his uncle is asking him to do his chores, she’s imprisoned for resisting the government. You relate to them both but they’re on complete opposite sides of the 19 year old life stage spectrum.

[slinky-cat]

Also Luke is clearly very lonely after his crush and best friend, Biggs, went away to college

[byjove]

Yes! Some people have misinterpreted this as me insinuating Luke is a wimp but he’s just in a very transitional life phase that is focused on growing and maturing. His friends are growing up and moving on, he’s anxious to join them but isn’t quite ready. He has ambition and goals but he just isn’t in a place where he is able to pursue those goals, he is immature and that isn’t a bad thing. 19 year olds SHOULD be able to ponder their place in the world and which direction they want their life to take. Leia has been in the public eye her entire life, she is a princess, she has been primed for greatness and she has been shouldered with so much responsibility. Luke is just his aunt and uncle’s nephew, they love him and don’t want him to leave, he’s trying to decide what to do.

[byjove]

He’s like a Midwest farm boy who is dreaming of the big city and she is like an old money New England heiress who has been told since birth she will follow her father’s career path into politics and has been sent to the most competitive schools and enrolled in the most rigorous extracurriculars.

[litafordvsferrari]

that makes me curious

do you think you could beat up your blorbo in a fistfight if you had to

yes

no

nuance i guess?

Remaining time: 1 day 20 hours

[cobythinks]

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[big-moss-inc]

If I was a knight would you let me swear oaths to you be honest

[big-moss-inc]

Pleaaase bro just let me be your blade

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

the point of no return happens so quick in hamlet. like it is literally hamlet speaking to the ghost. not even agreeing to the vengeance i feel. it’s trying to bring back what is gone and horatio knows it too. that’s why he’s so desperate to stop hamlet. like hamlet dooms himself the moment he speaks with what might not even be his dead father. there is no amount of mourning that can fix what’s gone there is no amount of vengeance that will satisfy his grief there is nothing his mother can say that will make him see her as he did before. but for a second he believes it he can have it back

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[hp-up]

TWINK FROM PAPER MARIO

[mengyaosevilpussy]

tragedy enjoyers when a character upholds the system that they themselves were a victim of

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

heaven are you watching

Heaven has no role in this I fear

[pangur-and-grim]

COVER REVEAL! our talented designer, Miss Nat Mack, had to fit in a lot of discordant imagery such as: spider centaurs, medieval times, beetle aliens, goddesses, spaceships, tentacled brain slugs, and of course, m/m erotiscism.

the book's not out until next March, so pre-order links are still going live, but I'll list the early ones under the readmore:

US/Canada: Rarewaves.com

UK: Waterstones, Forbidden Planet, Amazon.uk, Hatchards

Germany: KulturKaufhaus, Thalia

Luxembourg: Ernster

France: Fnac

Denmark: William Dam Boghandel

Spain: Casa del Libro

Sweden: Adlibris

Switzerland: Orell Fussli

Lithuania: Knygos

South Korea: yes24

[pangur-and-grim]

guys please, my publisher is watching

[all-roads-are-now-bent]