hate it here

Don’t event try to guess what’s happening here I am the captain of this ship and I don’t know how to drive

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[64mpg]

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

[my-2nd-account]

[rylandsgrace]

Does it fucking kill you too? Not anymore.

Hollanov + season 1 timeline

[low--battery]

JUST LOOK AT HIM HE'S THE REAL DEFINITION OF PERFECTION ❤️‍🔥

[glittermermaid222]

yes girll read smut all day and ignore your work that you have to do!

[nolaplantdaddy]

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

[noegrets]

[epicsause-official]

"comparing apples and oranges" has always been funny to me as an expression because people's go to exampe of two things so radically different that they defy any useful comparison are apples. and oranges. like you would struggle to find a more comparable pair of objects than that. theyre literally sold right next to each other in most stores.

[epicsause-official]

wikipedia has a whole ass section dedicated to international variants of the idiom so let me quickly run through them

see this is even worse than oranges. pears and apples are like the most comparable things ever. france takes another L

ok so this is what i mean. these are measures of temperature and texture and are in fact not very comparable. молодцы ребята продолжаем в том же духе.

colombia wins most vivid image invoked hands down. would not want that to happen to me.

and i think we can all agree romania wins this hands down. everyone give a big round of applause to romania

[teathattast]

[graysparrowao3]

Turns out after discovering fanfiction I still must participate in society. Devastating news.

[frownyalfred]

in which I am both at the same time…somehow

[bajablastlover2]

[leviathan-supersystem]

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 13th of april, 2015.

[leviathan-supersystem]

happy 10 year anniversary!

[august--and-everything-after]

[headspace-hotel]

This post.

This fucking post.

It is in some ways, the only piece of evidence I have that there was a time Before.

[animusbell]

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

[flowerbleedme]

fanfic is extremely hard

[ash-tuhn]

The DDBA s2 teaser had me running back to ao3 and Tumblr to see if all my favorite authors had a sudden, reignited passion for my man Matthew Murdock. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[ash-tuhn]

They did not. I continue to be alone with my thoughts

[karis-the-feral-sideblog]

[lurker-lenore]