Kidney Stone Collector

Made this blog because my garden gnome told me to. I reblog a fuck ton, so here’s a tag for my drawings -> #pebbles from the kidney

[charlieslowartsies]

hey so this movie consumed me

[decodering]

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

[decodering]

Well, this post went a bit nuts.

[xxxtictacion]

That last one honestly belongs in hell

[official-lucifers-child]

ALL OF THESE HAVE ME WHEEZING AND CACKLING SO MUCH

[ha-nice-joke]

All found in the comments but not found in master post, you’re welcome :).

[c0m13-sl4y3r]

PLEASE I LOVE THESE

[feyosha]

EXTRA TURBO HELL

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[pineappical]

ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace

[phantomrose96]

I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.

[phantomrose96]

Some lip-filler lady on enough Ozempic to euthanize a horse: "The sad truth is an elite lifestyle takes money and discipline. Buy these brands on credit if you have to. Skip meals."

Me: "Oh. Oh I'm physically experiencing the effects of secondhand embarrassment. You live like this? This is your life? Your interiority? If I was anything like this I'd kill myself I think."

[phantomrose96]

To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.

[phantomrose96]

[refuzz]

[phantomrose96]

Respect for my soldiers… she’s saving him… the hons…

[palaceoftheprophets]

I couldn’t rest until I had drawn my own version of Adrian. They’re more crystal than rock, known for how long and loud they can carry their musical chords when speaking. Other Eridians can always pick out their voice in a Thrum.

Adrian sings beautifully, but in a way that’s similar to discovering during a team outing that your coworker is jawdroppingly good at karaoke, but much more satisfied being a systems’ analyst.

[tedisfishing]

rat-touille

[vortmort]

*eldritchifies martin* he's wet, sad, and slimey but is a great hugger

[edettethegreat]

Jon after stalking all his coworkers

[mantis-creature]

@toothflowers dtiys of Sasha!! Had a lot of fun designing her

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[flowerbleedme]

YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

[sackboys-moved]

When someone says something reminded them of you. You know

[shadowedf3ver]

god these two have my entire heart!!!

anyway this is a little moment from my fic :)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83959516

[wildminti]

Rocky was going to say "fans of PHM" but Grace panicked! 🏳️‍🌈

BONUS PANEL

[scrupulosity-comics]

title of this is just ‘lesbian sex’

[scrupulosity-comics]

#reminds me of essential dykes to watch out for! #meant compliment-wise #i love this so much #op do you have these as prints or anything.....maybe a sticker perhaps......

I do now :)

"the lesbian conundrum " Sticker for Sale by questing-beast

ain’t that just the way it always goes • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.

[bobhasalasergun]

“Free will is a funny old thing, isn’t it John?”

This is quite old cause I sat on it for ages without posting it but I still like it a lot so here is marionette Jon

There are Many Easter eggs of various difficulties in this for anyone with the time to find any so lemme know if you do :)