Hi :D

they/he/she, apparently an Adult, TME, AO3-JeraldOfRivers

[saltwaterscully]

what you must understand is that i have five incredible fan fictions in the works. and you might never see any of them

[herainsorcia]

[fox-bright]

That is DIABOLICAL museum design, A++, no notes

[sukimas]

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

His smile is so radiant

[zabouncer]

Maybe one year Demi can be the one jello wrestling with another women

[innerchildabortionclinic]

every time i'm watching a show that involves any law enforcement investigating instances of abuse i'm unable to *fully* enjoy it because it's just such a stark difference from reality.

one such instance i'll never forget- my mom called the police because of a man dragging a woman (girlfriend most likely) by her hair into the woods. with description, the police informed her that these people were 'most likely part of the local homeless population'. they said this as if to clarify: we are not even going to pretend to care about this (most likely) murder. my mom was distressed about this for a while and looked around the area again later on but both the man and woman were gone at that point.

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[chekplaysminecraft]

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

[ice-block]

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

[tiny-slime]

[viostormcaller]

This kills me every single fucking time

[the-original-offical]

THE ORIGINAL??

[youreverythingandmore]

Extremely rare solar halo captured during sunrise

[oldshrewsburyian]

In the early Middle Ages almost everyone would have had a story about a pig.

Jamie Kreiner, Legions of Pigs in the Early Medieval West

[negativeresponse]

In the modern age the quantity of stories about pigs is roughly equivalent, but is spread out among fewer people.

Because of this, only about one in four people has any pig stories at all, and on average each of these individuals will have four pig stories. If this pattern continues it is a distinct possibility that in the far future there will be one individual with several billion pig stories, while everyone else has none. The theoretical existence of the so-called "Allpig" has been the subject of many scientific studies, philosophies, and a number of religious cults.

Harold Fuller, Tales of the Allpig

[theambitiouswoman]

things you can do if you’re unmotivated:

1. Move furniture around in your work area. This refreshes your energy

2. Go for a short walk. It clears your mind

3. Drink cold water or make tea. It wakes you up

4. Take a quick shower. It resets your mood

5. Clean a small space. It builds momentum

6. Put on music. It shifts your state fast

7. Change your outfit. It changes how you feel

8. Open a window. Fresh air helps you think

9. Do one tiny task. It breaks the resistance

10. Set a 10 minute timer. It makes starting easier

11. Write a simple to do list. It gives direction

12. Stretch your body. It releases tension

13. Light a candle or spray a scent. It refreshes your space

14. Step outside in the sun. It boosts your mood

15. Drink something with electrolytes. It supports energy

16. Watch a short inspiring video. It sparks action

17. Change locations. New environments create focus

18. Put your phone on airplane mode. Fewer distractions

19. Do a brain dump in a journal. It takes away overwhelm

20. Remind yourself that you only need to start, not finish

[ashetheshade]

21. Make a large jug of coffee. You’re going to need it in sooner than you think.

[cryptotheism]

I feel like Squidward is the type of gay man who sexually imprinted on an unrequited crush in his teens and has been chasing it's shadow ever since. Sexually speaking I think it would be difficult for him to be present. It's not that he has trouble being vulnerable, I think he's a vulnerable if tense lover. Like whenever he sleeps with somebody new he can only see them when measured against an ideal he won't allow himself to fully comprehend. Because if he ever looks at it head on, he knows it will never happen perfectly. Like, he has a hard time indulging in his partners fantasies, especially when it clashes with the semiconscious image in his head. So the sex is pleasant but tense and distant.

[cryptotheism]

It wasn't Squilliam. It was some other person that moved schools and vanished before the advent of social media. Squilliam was the NEXT uncomfortable crush, but it formed around the unresolved feelings from the first crush, which is part of why he's feels so bitter towards Squilliam.

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Asylums are scary because there's crazy people there.

Level 2: We shouldn't treat mental health facilities as objects of horror because it stigmatises mental illness.

Level 3: Asylums are scary because there's psychiatrists there.

[ashetheshade]

So normally I “bind” with just a tight sports bra, but that obvs gets kinda uncomfortable (read: my neck starts to hurt) so I’ve been wearing some normal sized bras because being hot and uncomfortable dosen’t sound fun. And it’s a pain to put on something that too small for you.

So coincidentally I felt really ugly and disgusting these past few weeks, and then randomly I decided to wear the bra I bind with and feel much better. I love having to choose between two types of discomfort!

[greatcheshire]

Hnnnng. Colonel. I’ve infiltrated Shadow Moses.

[zestydippingsauce]

[drunkenskunk]

[necromosss]

"If you meant what you said Alistair, then swear on the divine. 'Tis not often you get to be in her presence" "I- It's- You never stopped being mean, do you?"

[dubiousdisco]

"Murders have fallen, a sign we must invade?" I fucking hate the united states,

fortaleza literally looks like this

And they found a pic where something caught on fire to make it look desolate im so fucking mad

[yvesdot]

I have seen a young lady with her table loaded with volumes loaded of fictitious trash, poring day after day and night after night over highly wrought scenes and skillfully portrayed pictures of romance, until her cheeks grew pale, her eyes became wild and reckless, and her mind wandered and was lost — the light of intelligence passed behind a cloud, and her soul was forever benighted. She was insane, incurably insane from reading novels.

-- an anonymous pastor in 1864, on the greatest threat to young women