Darbs

I use all my internet data on this goddamn website...

[5ughsos-deactivated20170221]

I want to meet 5sos but I want to wait until i’m hot first.

[ashhasass]

So, now?

[ashhasass]

How very punk rock of you.

[kairnova]

I have no words.

[im-an-angel-y0u-ass]

his face when he realized he was about to fall though.

[danandphilthings-blog]

I’ve reblogged this way to many times.

[power2thelocallesbian]

I swear if you’re in the phandom it is literally illegal to not reblog this.

[glaasshouses]

The notes omg

[deflowerium]

xx

[nipslipirwin-deactivated2014041]

rule #346 of 5sos fam: always reblog ashton banging

[ashhasass]

Can't break the rules...

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

[zibliedraws]

How to relieve menstrual cramps using pressure points.

I learned this method about a year ago and my life has been indescribably better since, so I decided I would share. :)

[a-part-time-hero-deactivated201]

Thank you 

[tea-oats]

here’s to my vagina pals may this aid your shark week

[ashhasass]

Repost forever

[enieslobbie]

[missdontcare-x]

You just can’t not reblog this.

[cchie]

you forgot us

[christyturlingtons]

have you seen #sexwithliambelike on Twitter? Moni I'm dying!

imc ryINg

SHIT

iM WHEEZING

fUCk

[ashhasass]

We're all going to hell.

[ashhasass]

*in 20-30 years*

I hope every band obsessed person right now remembers how bad you want the tickets and how you argued and sold everything you could to get the tickets. Just remember that when your children want tickets as bad as you did.

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[silver-couture-deactivated20260]

this is my favourite thing

[proqressions-deactivated2014021]

OKAY SO MY WISHES ALWAYS COME TRUE BC OF THIS HOLY SHIT

[abieejyealo-blog]

Reblog this if you're still a virgin.

[onyx-raven-deactivated20120821]

I want to see how many people are proud of it.

We’re like unicorns

UNICORN AND PROUD :D

it’s not like we get laid anyway bc we never leave our rooms. 

[can-y0u-see-it]

COURSE i’M STILL A VIRGIN!

[buttscentedbreathmints]

and i could still write a better sex scene than twilight

[tenxqueue]

I’m proud to be a unicorn, unicorns are beautiful.

[stephaniem23]

proud to be a unicorn

[ashhasass]

I DONT KNOW WETHER TO SCREAM OR CRY OR PRAY JESUS CHRIST FOR BESTOWING THIS GIFT UPON ME

[ashhasass]

Imagine texting Marcus from America and waiting for him to wake up

[bitofbrits]

Dan slaying the charts. (not my photo)

[gay4zayn]

Zayn getting angry after a pap dragged Niall to the ground +

[ashhasass]

This is exactly what they didn't dream about. They didn't want this. They wanted to create music for people to enjoy.

[5sosmut-blog]

this is my chance. i’m going to enter an elite training school, gain experience and skill, and challenge Calum to a FIFA duel. i will be the 5th second of summer

[ashhasass]

You'll have to beat Niall first

[bassistnation-deactivated201504]

We’re not starting the New Year like this go home. Go to bed. You’re drunk.

[ashhasass]

*cough* ex-girlfriend. *cough* I think that ship sailed a long time ago

[bassistnation-deactivated201504]

S’what i’m saying. Can’t a brother hang with a girl without people getting any ideas.

[ashhasass]

I think JESUS just blessed this post because that response was heavenly.