DualSuffPsi - their first time in your FBaTN AU
The good thing about Dualscar, if it can be said that there is a good thing about Dualscar, is that he's easy to find; with an Important Relationship Question on your mind, all you have to do is go stick your feet in his lake until he surfaces to bitch you out for it - you don't listen, since you've heard it before, and when he's done you give him a be-fanged grin and say, "So I want a threesome."
Dualscar raises an eyebrow. "What, right now?"
You flick a pebble at him. "But, if you haven't realised by now, SF's kind of uptight and if I say 'threesome' in his vicinity he'll run off screaming, so we need a strategy." Too late, you see the smirk oiling its way across Dualscar's face, and sigh. "How long have you been behind me, SF?"
"Your concern is sweet," Suf says, his arms wrapping around your shoulders from behind despite the dryness of his tone, "but I have something to tell you."
"I just meant that you find it easier to-" you start, only for Suf to cut you off.
"I want a threesome," he says, and tugs meaningfully at your shirt. "Also, I'm not that bad at communicating, fuck you."