Fuck If I Know

Ash/22/Female. I’ll tell you I’m a Pisces so you can give me unsolicited facts about myself/life/personality. A third of the time you might be kinda right and wow is that shit wild. Can you really call yourself a plant mom if some of them are fake and some of them die? Asking for a friend ofc.

[cute-animals-only]

cat vs lizard 

[angryturtledragon]

Jewelry

[cybergata]

[engage-with-zorp]

this next one’s a slow jam

[treehouse0fhorror-deactivated20]

[practicallyoblivious-blog]

[shinethewaythrough]

This rapid slide from attempted machismo to sweet tender feelings is what happened to the show, too.

[robotmango]

me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming

my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.

[sai-fujiwara]

Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

I’m a bitch I’m a lover

[ofbeautsandbeasts]

we were all thinking it, so here it is XD

[haltraveler]

[wilbdhm]

[adhoption]

is it just me or

[adhoption]

[mamoru]

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

[turbro]

the window

[mamoru]

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

[lovesjustachemical]

That response is fucking Shakespearean.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[marlynnofmany]

Note to self: memorize those last two lines in case I ever need to deliver a sick burn in verse.

[melusinemuse]

#you CRITIQUE miette? you edit her dreams like the essay? oh! shredded shoes for you! ( via @freenarnian )

[89n]

[littlewickedthings]

Kaitlyn Bee Art

[kaijuno]

So lol when tumblr dies on March 29 2023 here's my twitter for yall

[everwizard]

What is this cryptic prophecy?

[kaijuno]

I just know these things

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

@kaijuno

Please don't joke about that

[supernovaxp]

Tma spoilers without context

[thulium]

[redlightsdarknights]

[dark-alleys]

had a walk now I shouldnt be insane anymore

[bichoso-deactivated20210809]

my favorite genres of men:

- my poor little meow meows

- dangly earrings

- hes bi but no one wants him

[bichoso-deactivated20210809]

honorable mention:

- tortured with visions

[gaargoyle]

Found stardew valley grandpa's fucked up bed on zillow

[miraging]