i wish i was in a book

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[sebbianas]

james potter pointing to regulus every time he scores in quidditch even when its a match against slytherin

[sacred-portal]

[locklylemybeloved]

[applecidersstuff]

You know what makes Kaz a great boss? What makes him a better boss then both Pekka Rollins and Per Haskel?

He gets to know his crew and basically any people he’s working with. I know it’s basically an opposite of what he says about barrel gangs, but hear me out.

The main reason why Kaz was able to know that Big Bolliger was a traitor is because he knew that Bol was lazy. And knowing what he did in the "Crow club" it would be hard to know if he was lazy or just relaxed while on the job. Kaz knew that he was lazy - he took time to know the guy.

And also the thing that makes Kaz's plans good is that he keeps in mind all his crew's bad habits and vulnerabilities and plots around them. Its really easy to see that if you look at Jesper.

He keeps in mind that Jesper is late and that he can accidentally give up important info. We see that clearly in the beginning of the book. During the “set the wolf free” plan he made sure to tell Jesper the “wrong” time so that he would “be late” and free the animals at the right time. He knew Jesper would(or could) give up info by accident so he took precautions(saying this again: no one arranged an extra ship just to gather in front of it)

And we also have it in the end of CK.

I think both Inej and Jesper had been told the wrong time. Kaz knew that Dunyasha would be there, so he added some time for Inej to fight her. He talks with Jesper about kergud(I have no idea how to spell that, sorry) and also adds time for that fight. He might have actually putted the wyvil it Jespers pocket(as I do not remember Jes actually putting it there, or mb he just made sure it was there).

I mean, it would have been weird if there would be just the sound of one shot fired, but after the siren it would sound better.

When Kaz told Dregs that he won't be their father, he meant it, your father doesn't know you that well, but your sneaky annoying little sibling does.

[likapyykkia]

i have so much more to say about this but oh my gosh: i hate!!! the current streaming service culture!!!!!

the way we have doomed so many tv shows only because we don't let them continue anymore - yeah no shit character development might be off or the plot is messy and whatnot!!! of course it's gonna be fast phased because the current atmosphere won't let tv shows to continue on their own phase anymore.

not everything needs to be for everyone! shadow and bone had a steady fanbase - it just was mostly it's own thing because IT HAD A SPECIFIC TARGET AUDIENCE. it's a fantasy show with queer representation - of course the fanbase reflects that! and what frustrates me so much about this is the fact that this isn't the first time netflix cancels a promising fantasy show after one or two seasons.

i'm just so!! mad about this!!!! shadow and bone had so much potential - especially in terms of the crows and the cast was literally PERFECT but i guess netflix doesn't care about anything but money.

it's just frustrating to see the wasted potential especially because six of crows is so important to me and so many others! but oh well :')

[the-dolphin-queen]

Sign the Petition

SAVE Shadow and Bone!!!

[herssian]

there’s no bad art! there’s no good art either. there’s no art at all because you haven’t drawn any

[herssian]

[slightlymad]

TAYLOR SWIFT "Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour" Concert Film Premiere, Los Angeles — October 11, 2023

[ilovesadiesink]

are fcking kidding me

@netflix sleep with ur eyes open

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Ok I’m about 2 seconds away from writing my own fan-made script consider this your warning in case it randomly shows up on here one day

[lilisouless]

There was Matt/Wy friendship on store?!

[memewhore]

[meltielyn]

Me receiving a message just to find out that it's just a porn bot

[the-haiku-bot]

Me receiving a

message just to find out that

it’s just a porn bot

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[likeprongstostars]

hi i would like to show you my magnum ice cream fanart (its definitely not jegulus i promise)

[gotnoreasontobeafraidd-deactiva]

THIS FANART INSPIRED ME TO ACTUALLY EAT THE ICE CREAM AND LET ME TELL YOU IT WAS GENUINELY SO GOOD LIKE SO SO GOOD

[yurimom]

this is really just my favorite tiktok

[unclefather]

there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now

[the-haiku-bot]

there’s so many things

going on here that we can’t

talk about right now

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ashluvv11]

i hate when babies cry about having to take naps bitch i’m crying cuz i can’t take naps

[catchymemes]

[emlizziethecat]

Patroclus: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Achilles: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Patroclus: … Patroclus: You mean ring bearER, right? Achilles: … Patroclus: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

[manthabeth]

I find it funny when people get mad at Marauder fanfictions/art because it's not true to the story.

"Jegulus isn't cannon!" "Lily isn't plus sized!"

Babe everything about the Marauders is made up, we were given so little canon material and yet we have a whole lore that most people agree are true about these characters. You can't even get that with canon stuff.

For all we know James Potter took ballet class as a kid and Remus Lupin could tap dance like there's no tomorrow.

Who's going to say I'm wrong? Not the books.

Plus it's fanfiction, nothing is going to be 100% accurate. It's not a big deal.

[dogstarmoonheart]

smash

[not-rab]

headcanon that dorcas had a muggle mother, but it wasn’t clear whether her father was magic or not, since he had ran off when he found out that he got a woman pregnant

headcanon that dorcas didn’t know if she was a muggleborn or not, resulting in a lot of bullying from the slytherin house

headcanon that regulus, evan and barty were the only people ready to befriend her because, though all of their parents had strong views on blood supremacy, they couldn’t care less

so headcanon that when dorcas left the three to join the order, regulus, evan and barty felt the most betrayed because they had stuck around when no-one else would dare go up to her without the hexes and curses

and headcanon that when it was finally time for them to go up against each other in duel, regulus, evan and barty couldn’t strike first because they took a vow to never be the one who cursed the muggleborn/half-blood/whatever dorcas meadowes